I came here with my d*ck in my hand.

Ok, so I have thousand upon thousand of things to post about, but of course I cannot because there's a brief due today. But let me at least reassure Mr. George Michael that I has an fantasgreat time on Saturday night and loved the show and his performance, and more on that will come later. And let me also say that I had spiffy time chatting with the the Muscles from Brussels who was kind of enough to call me last night, and my only regret was that I had but one life to give him...I mean that I had to get off the phone to eat food and go to sleep so I could get to work early. But more on that later.

Other highlights to look forward to in upcoming posts:

-- Raymond gets way too fcked up on Friday night and has an existential crisis in a train station while smoked out of his skull!!
-- A detailed account of some of my favorite acts from the Chicago Kings!!
-- A play-by-play of my coffee date yesterday that went pretty well!!
-- Thrills!! Chills!! Very few spills!!

Coming soon to a freakshow theater near you....