who invited the dominatrix to the fancy dinner?

wow -- 2 birthdays on the same day with almost the same name. happy birthday to Clockwatcher, aka Jessie with an "i", the true spelling. and happy birthday to Jesseboi, aka Jesse with no "i", the true spelling. What you thought I would actually play favorites? You gotta hustle smarter than that.

I can't believe I made it to Friday. the longest week of my life. i think i've had more emotional stress and growth in the past 10 days then i've had in the past 10 years. hyperbole? sure, i'd love a slice.

( I have to break this isht up )

introducing....

fresh from her appearance at the Staple Center and now reporting live from Arizona.....

MELISSA (aka stuey)

Do I get recruiting points? No, actually I lose points, since I had to invite her to have an LJ. But she's worth it, I tell ya.

Welcome aboard, lil monkey.