Perfect weather for the upcoming TGIFriday.

Between interviewing candidates and preparing a mock help desk call, I'm too busy to write a real entry that requires brain cells. So this is where you come in. Voluntarily, of course.

Make Your Own Raybear Entry

It certainly doesn't have to be as long(-winded) as mine, but if you're feeling bored/creative/scathing/entertaining or anything else, I'd love to see your best impression of me in the comments section.

Tips:

Subject Line: Pick a song lyric that's vaguely related to the topic but with obvious attempts to be esoteric. For example, if the post if an anecdote about a bed breaking, use a rap line like "I caught you fcking my wife on my thousand dollar mattress".

Include lots of perhaps should, could be, might would, and other double verbs and made-up conditional tenses.

The more random pop culture refernences the better.

Somehow work in a clever nickname for someone, or name drop an LJer who you think is fabulous and hope they like you as much.
Ask rhetorical questions.

Spill something intensely personal that might not have any real meaning but seems self-effacing.

Or....add any other random quirks of mine you notice and love/hate!

(and don't forget those lame grammatical errors and typos that I'm too lazy to go back and change!)

Thanks for your time.