Is this related to a love hangover, like Diana Ross?

Yesterday's horoscope was read today, because I was absent from e-mail, and I've yet to receive today's horoscope. But I must post this because it sort of explains a lot.

( yesterday astrological daily horoscope for everyone and me specifically )

Also, I forgot to mention that while I did not do any shamanistic journeying yet, I did have my medicine cards read on Wednesday for my once-in-a-lifetime power animal reading.
( more spiritual stuff )

And now for something completely different....

My organization has this new outreach material -- door hangers. They have two same-sex stick people (of the restroom sign variety) with some hearts, then below it says:
You make love.
We make it legal.

I must say, I like this better than many other catchphrases used by my organziation, but maybe that's because I've already amended it in my head to make it dirtier: "you make love, i make it illegaly", "you make love, I fuck like it's illegal", etc. etc.

This seems to be a theme today since on the train I was thinking of some of my all-time favorite sayings/advice/catchphrases when it comes to not only consumerist needs but also health ones. Here are a list of my favorites:

1. Face up to wake up!
2. Ignore your teeth and they'll go away.
3. Doesn't it feel good to payless?
4. Nowhere in the Torah does it say 'thou shalt not have a little fun.'
5. But how does your mouth feel?
6. You think you know, but you have no idea.
7. Smokers are jokers.

Okay, I guess that last one doesn't really count since it comes from The Simpsons.