Pardon me. Excuse me. Forgive me. I can't help it.

Big Boss's baby girl is ridiculously cute. So far I'm batting a thousand on making her giggle and squirm whenever I make faces at her. Big Boss's partner is so fabulous and in my typical stumbling form when it comes to her (you know how some people just bring out the awkward tongue-tied version of you?), I managed to stick my foot in my mouth at least three times while talking to her. Hence me needing to occasionally say to myself: talking.

Teatree chewing sticks are apparently a good appetite suppressant for me. I walked around for 40 minutes looking for lunch before I relented and got a slice of pizza since it's cheap and knew I had to eat something lest I crash. Or maybe I just liked the walk. Right now I feel like I could walk all the way home.

While walking around I said "heyhow'sitgoing?" to a complete stranger by accident. I saw her and thought, I know her, so it came out of my mouth before I realized I didn't. She looked exactly like the photos I've seen of Holly. And the stranger's friend looked just like Pink sans rockstar outfit and makeup. Needless to say, a hot couple, so I'm sure I blushed harder when I realized my mistake.

I mailed the somewhat-but-not-really-threatening letter to my former landlord. Really all I did was quote the ordinance and saying they've exceeeded their time in contacting me, so please write and send my money immediately.

I got an e-mail from Teresa Strasser. Except it was addressed to a whole mailing list. To notify me of a television appearance that already happened. My celebrity crush has greatly dissipated since I no longer have cable. Not gone away, mind you. Just lessened.

I would like to order one nap to go, please. Thanks.

I use the word "just" too much. I think I just deleted ten out this post. I'll leave this last one in for laughs.

The "Doh!" hear round the world.

1. I finally figured out the correct Netscape settings that allows me to refresh my livejournal friends page more than once every six hours. Seriously, people. I've had this problem for nearly a year, and I've come up with all sort of crazy ways around it, including creating extra filters that contain pretty much my entire friends list. But now I can just hit "refresh" like a normal obsessive person. I'm experiencing the same feelings as the first day we brought a microwave home and suddenly long cooking tasks were reduced to one minute.

2. While I'm making livejournal-inept confessions, I have a question to ask. I'm sure it's in the FAQ or something, but I'm a LAMF -- I mean, I've had the same journal layout for three years. Anyway, how do I change my size/text limits for both my subject line and the current mood/music? I know I've seen it on some of your pages, but I always forget to ask when I see it. vfc? Anyone?

3. I had one project to do today. One. I mean, a hundred things I could do, but only one that was required to do today. But the person who's next in line to receive said project would not have time to do anything in time for this week's mailing, so I can give it to her next week instead. Have I also mentioned that Rockstar Attorney is out of the office today?

I'm going home early.