No need to answer until I take further evidence

In the past 2 1/2 hours I have NOT read one word of Proust, but I HAVE:

1. Watched the remaining episode on the Sex and the City DVD (so at least no more temptations there)
2. Cooked and eaten breakfast/lunch
3. Completed half the laundry
4. Swept and mopped the bathroom
5. Gotten the cat high on catnip
6. Performed random straightening of clutter in den/kitchen/hallway
7. Spoken with wearemany in her last 5 minutes as a Californian (for now) before she boarded a plane for NYC
8. Downloaded and watched porn, most of which I immediately deleted because they were bad
9. Lifted weights
10. Finished reading On Becoming a Novelist

What am I about to do now? Change out the loads of clothes then sleep off my headache. I'm a rockstar.

Oh, and last night was wonderful and went very well. Happy birthday, dommeyourass.