You can be happy or unhappy anywhere.

Dear Universe,
You are a clever and twisted bastard. But I'm not mad.

Dear bigfatmama,
As requested and hoped, I owe you a story.

Dear waiter at Lula's last night,
What are you doing next weekend?

Dear spring,
Marry me. In a nonmonogamous non-institutional way.

Dear me,
Go back to writing.