You taught me precious secrets.

I'm wearing a shiny blue dress shirt and khakis. I look like a Chase bank employee. I'm not sure what motivated this outfit, except for perhaps lack of time.

Its possible I lost my phone on the train into work today. It might be at home, stuck somewhere between cushions or in my jeans pocket. But you might be getting a "I lost my cell phone" e-mail from me in the next few days if it doesn't turn up. The good news is that in the search for the phone (in other parts of my bag where I don't usually put it, but just in case it was accidentally stuck there), I found a brand new pack of gum. I guess also the good news is that I can get a new phone, since my current one was slowly falling apart. But the gum is making me happy right this very second.

Oh, and I bought Adidas after-shave at the grocery store today. I almost bought English Leather. For some reason, I'm wanting to smell like a dad. Or an 18 year old boy. It's unclear.

People keep giving me work to do. Damn, let me live!