how we knew it was true...

how we knew it was true...
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Charlie Gibson was being a jerk and Diane Sawyer was sleep-deprived and possibly drunk and the special reports interrupting themselves to announce Ohio nearly gave us all an aneurysm....and then, out of nowhere, they called it for Obama. And even though I knew it would happen, I'd memorized the paths to victory in electroral votes, that Ohio and Pennsylvania were really enough as long as he held on everywhere else, it didn't feel real, I didn't believe them at all. Until Kim pointed the laptop to Fox News and we saw this and I knew if they were saying it, it had really happened.

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Dear Nader:

Thanks for seat belts. Now please go away, jackass.

Thanks to tommie_angel and trooper6 for alerting me to the asshattery. Asshaberdashery? Assberdashery?