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raybear ([personal profile] raybear) wrote2001-04-24 03:39 pm

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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 17, 2047
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)