I know I just voluntarily got tortured this weekend, but...

[raybear]

Slim just came out of her office and is standing at the garbage can approximately 6 feet from my desk and is clipping her nails. I'm going to die.

If you love me or like me, you'll never never never never clip your nails in front of me. I don't even care about the nail clippings themselves. It's the sound. The high pitched clipping noise and the ringing that follows and sound of keratin hitting metal and then my own fingernail exhibit sympathy pain and discomfort.....it's maddening. My ears hurt.

She finally finished. I should buy her a pair of nail scissors. I don't mind people cutting, just not clipping. And not at work for crying out loud. You can torture me by doing it in bed the morning after, but there's a bit of license that goes along with that. Not in the workplace though. That's sexual harassment.

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[myloveisrobotic.livejournal.com]

Okay so I just woke up from a nap, so when I read that, I initially invisioned with person standing in the middle of your office on top of a 6ft tall garbage can cutting nails for all to see, as in performance art.

I was sorta disappointed to rub my eyes and realize that i was in error.

*shivers* Nail clipping is strictly forbidden within my range of hearing.

[fishnetaubrey.livejournal.com]

I was surfing the online tidle waves in search of intelligence and came upon your journal. You seem intelligent. Thus: *adds you*

Ta ta.