Pardon me. Excuse me. Forgive me. I can't help it.
Big Boss's baby girl is ridiculously cute. So far I'm batting a thousand on making her giggle and squirm whenever I make faces at her. Big Boss's partner is so fabulous and in my typical stumbling form when it comes to her (you know how some people just bring out the awkward tongue-tied version of you?), I managed to stick my foot in my mouth at least three times while talking to her. Hence me needing to occasionally say to myself: talking.
Teatree chewing sticks are apparently a good appetite suppressant for me. I walked around for 40 minutes looking for lunch before I relented and got a slice of pizza since it's cheap and knew I had to eat something lest I crash. Or maybe I just liked the walk. Right now I feel like I could walk all the way home.
While walking around I said "heyhow'sitgoing?" to a complete stranger by accident. I saw her and thought, I know her, so it came out of my mouth before I realized I didn't. She looked exactly like the photos I've seen of Holly. And the stranger's friend looked just like Pink sans rockstar outfit and makeup. Needless to say, a hot couple, so I'm sure I blushed harder when I realized my mistake.
I mailed the somewhat-but-not-really-threatening letter to my former landlord. Really all I did was quote the ordinance and saying they've exceeeded their time in contacting me, so please write and send my money immediately.
I got an e-mail from Teresa Strasser. Except it was addressed to a whole mailing list. To notify me of a television appearance that already happened. My celebrity crush has greatly dissipated since I no longer have cable. Not gone away, mind you. Just lessened.
I would like to order one nap to go, please. Thanks.
I use the word "just" too much. I think I just deleted ten out this post. I'll leave this last one in for laughs.
Teatree chewing sticks are apparently a good appetite suppressant for me. I walked around for 40 minutes looking for lunch before I relented and got a slice of pizza since it's cheap and knew I had to eat something lest I crash. Or maybe I just liked the walk. Right now I feel like I could walk all the way home.
While walking around I said "heyhow'sitgoing?" to a complete stranger by accident. I saw her and thought, I know her, so it came out of my mouth before I realized I didn't. She looked exactly like the photos I've seen of Holly. And the stranger's friend looked just like Pink sans rockstar outfit and makeup. Needless to say, a hot couple, so I'm sure I blushed harder when I realized my mistake.
I mailed the somewhat-but-not-really-threatening letter to my former landlord. Really all I did was quote the ordinance and saying they've exceeeded their time in contacting me, so please write and send my money immediately.
I got an e-mail from Teresa Strasser. Except it was addressed to a whole mailing list. To notify me of a television appearance that already happened. My celebrity crush has greatly dissipated since I no longer have cable. Not gone away, mind you. Just lessened.
I would like to order one nap to go, please. Thanks.
I use the word "just" too much. I think I just deleted ten out this post. I'll leave this last one in for laughs.