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NEW SURVEY!!!
Name: Raymond
Astrological Sign(s): Cancer, with rising Aries and Libra moon
City you consider your "hometown": Atlanta
City you currently live: Chicago
Number of hours per week you spend on LiveJournal: 3-10
Number of hours per week you spend on sex (including sex with yourself): 3-10
Number of hours per week you spend standing in line: 2
Number of times per day you check your voicemail: 2
What is your favorite flavor of blow-pop? How many licks does it take for you to get to the center of one? Grape. Or sour apple. Approximately 78 licks to get to the center of Lil Kim.
Who is your favorite character from the women's lib film "9 to 5?" (Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, or Lily Tomlin) Is she your favorite because you want to be her or because you want to date her?
Dolly Parton. I hate to admit it, but it's because I want to date her, even if her breasts do scare me.
Who is your favorite singer in the "Lady Marmalade" video from Moulin Rouge?
Pink!! Lil Kim is second, and I actually have a weird fascination with Christina in the video...
Whom do you believe was MOST responsible for the start of the Gulf War?
Oil.
How old were you when you first realized that the folks who raised you (e.g. your parent(s)) was(were) not perfect? What made you realize this?
Pretty young. But no specific event other than them having no idea what the hell I was ever talking about.
How old were you when you realized YOU were not perfect? What made you realize this?
Again, really young. Like, I don't think I ever thought I was perfect.
Who is your favorite dead rapper?: Big Pun(isher), Notorious B.I.G. (Biggie Smalls), Big L or Tupac.
Not Tupac, because he's alive. So it must be Big L. Holdin it down for the undaground.
What is Elvis' gender? MTF
What is YOUR gender? fag (though that's not my sexuality)
Hold old were you when you first realized that girls=evil? Right around the same time I started liking them!
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Veterinarian. Or some sort of celebrity.
Have you ever used computer or electronics equipment? No. Never. Esp. not now.
Have you ever used computer or electronics equipment in a sexual manner? (and if so, can we have details) Umm, I had a pager once that I used to put on vibrator....unfortunately it doesn't last very long.
If you were a type of rice, what sort of rice would you be? Saffron.
Can JDCatron come and raid your refrigerator? Please.
What's your purity test score? It gets lower every day. Last time I check I think it was 40/100?
Do you prefer sweet or dill pickles? Sweet!
If your life was a musical, what song would be the opener, the end of the first Act, the beginning of the second Act, and the finale?
Army of Me
Being Alive
Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me
A Piece of Sky
If someone asked you "What's the frequency, Kenneth?", who are you and what's happening?
I've been reincarnated at Peter Jennings.
Which member of Wu-Tang Clan is your favorite? Why? Runners-up?
Ghostface Killah. He has charisma and brilliance and weirdness. Runners-up: Method Man and RZA (for prodcution)
If you were to become an ex-patriate, to what country would you flee? What would you do there?
Sweden. Raise kids in the great socialist environement
Do you organize your album collection? In what order?
Currently alphabetical.
Describe your first kiss.
Standing outside of my car and the person said "can i ask you something?" Me: "yes" Then: "can I kiss you? Me: opened my mouth to say I don't know Them: Kissed me.
Describe an influential event that shaped your view of mental illness.
Becoming good friends with a co-worker who had been in the army and diagnosed as bipolar among other things. Talking to him in detail as well as seeing how other folks treated him.
Have you ever puked in the classroom? Describe the experience.
Third grade. We used to play some sort of marching game, where we walked around the room in a circle, and when the music stopped you had to freeze. If you didn't, you had to sit down. I puked right before playing this game, and apparantly the entire class marched pass my desk with the puke before the janitor came to clean it up.
How often do you masturbate?
1-2 times a day. Less when I have a partner in town.
Which is your favorite died-to-young 70's singer: Karen Carpenter or Mama Cass?
Karen Carpenter
When will I see you again?
Come by my livejournal -- let's talk.
Do you post first or read LJ first? Read
Why is almost everyone's LJ pic from the neck up? What is below thier necks, huh? We of the LJ have not bodies. We are disembodied.
Do you still drink Capri Sun? and if so, do you find that it is harder as an adult to get that little straw hole thing to work without spraying everywhere?
No.
What is your lucky number? Explain why.
Don't really have one. Maybe three?
Name the colors of the rainbow- in the "right" order.
Maroon, pumpkin, meringue, chartreuse, prussian blue, midnight, eggplant
What's the weirdest fetish you've been accused of?
Was the accuser correct?
Actually, I think I usually out myself before anyone accuses me.
Either/Or:
"Dark Crystal"/"The Last Unicorn": Last Unicorn
Muppet Show/Sesame Street: Muppets
Tigers/Lions: white tigers
Black ink/Blue ink: black ink
Coil/batteries: coil, baby!!
True/False (explain why):
You have an addiction.
T -- Currently it's LJ. And possibly sex.
You have experienced unrequited love for more than one year.
T -- One of my ex's was almost exactly a year. Plus, various crushes from high school.
You switched political parties at some point in your life.
T -- In the 5th grade I was pro-life and voted for Bush in my elem school election. Soon after I was re-educated.
You believe in soulmates.
T -- Sorta. Not just one, and just because they exist doesn't necessarily MEAN anything significant to every dynamics.
You believe in an omniscient power.
F -- but I believe in things running their course and falling into place.
You masturbated today.
T -- this morning.
You had fun answering this survey.
T -- anything to make time go faster on a Friday afternoon!
Astrological Sign(s): Cancer, with rising Aries and Libra moon
City you consider your "hometown": Atlanta
City you currently live: Chicago
Number of hours per week you spend on LiveJournal: 3-10
Number of hours per week you spend on sex (including sex with yourself): 3-10
Number of hours per week you spend standing in line: 2
Number of times per day you check your voicemail: 2
What is your favorite flavor of blow-pop? How many licks does it take for you to get to the center of one? Grape. Or sour apple. Approximately 78 licks to get to the center of Lil Kim.
Who is your favorite character from the women's lib film "9 to 5?" (Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, or Lily Tomlin) Is she your favorite because you want to be her or because you want to date her?
Dolly Parton. I hate to admit it, but it's because I want to date her, even if her breasts do scare me.
Who is your favorite singer in the "Lady Marmalade" video from Moulin Rouge?
Pink!! Lil Kim is second, and I actually have a weird fascination with Christina in the video...
Whom do you believe was MOST responsible for the start of the Gulf War?
Oil.
How old were you when you first realized that the folks who raised you (e.g. your parent(s)) was(were) not perfect? What made you realize this?
Pretty young. But no specific event other than them having no idea what the hell I was ever talking about.
How old were you when you realized YOU were not perfect? What made you realize this?
Again, really young. Like, I don't think I ever thought I was perfect.
Who is your favorite dead rapper?: Big Pun(isher), Notorious B.I.G. (Biggie Smalls), Big L or Tupac.
Not Tupac, because he's alive. So it must be Big L. Holdin it down for the undaground.
What is Elvis' gender? MTF
What is YOUR gender? fag (though that's not my sexuality)
Hold old were you when you first realized that girls=evil? Right around the same time I started liking them!
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Veterinarian. Or some sort of celebrity.
Have you ever used computer or electronics equipment? No. Never. Esp. not now.
Have you ever used computer or electronics equipment in a sexual manner? (and if so, can we have details) Umm, I had a pager once that I used to put on vibrator....unfortunately it doesn't last very long.
If you were a type of rice, what sort of rice would you be? Saffron.
Can JDCatron come and raid your refrigerator? Please.
What's your purity test score? It gets lower every day. Last time I check I think it was 40/100?
Do you prefer sweet or dill pickles? Sweet!
If your life was a musical, what song would be the opener, the end of the first Act, the beginning of the second Act, and the finale?
Army of Me
Being Alive
Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me
A Piece of Sky
If someone asked you "What's the frequency, Kenneth?", who are you and what's happening?
I've been reincarnated at Peter Jennings.
Which member of Wu-Tang Clan is your favorite? Why? Runners-up?
Ghostface Killah. He has charisma and brilliance and weirdness. Runners-up: Method Man and RZA (for prodcution)
If you were to become an ex-patriate, to what country would you flee? What would you do there?
Sweden. Raise kids in the great socialist environement
Do you organize your album collection? In what order?
Currently alphabetical.
Describe your first kiss.
Standing outside of my car and the person said "can i ask you something?" Me: "yes" Then: "can I kiss you? Me: opened my mouth to say I don't know Them: Kissed me.
Describe an influential event that shaped your view of mental illness.
Becoming good friends with a co-worker who had been in the army and diagnosed as bipolar among other things. Talking to him in detail as well as seeing how other folks treated him.
Have you ever puked in the classroom? Describe the experience.
Third grade. We used to play some sort of marching game, where we walked around the room in a circle, and when the music stopped you had to freeze. If you didn't, you had to sit down. I puked right before playing this game, and apparantly the entire class marched pass my desk with the puke before the janitor came to clean it up.
How often do you masturbate?
1-2 times a day. Less when I have a partner in town.
Which is your favorite died-to-young 70's singer: Karen Carpenter or Mama Cass?
Karen Carpenter
When will I see you again?
Come by my livejournal -- let's talk.
Do you post first or read LJ first? Read
Why is almost everyone's LJ pic from the neck up? What is below thier necks, huh? We of the LJ have not bodies. We are disembodied.
Do you still drink Capri Sun? and if so, do you find that it is harder as an adult to get that little straw hole thing to work without spraying everywhere?
No.
What is your lucky number? Explain why.
Don't really have one. Maybe three?
Name the colors of the rainbow- in the "right" order.
Maroon, pumpkin, meringue, chartreuse, prussian blue, midnight, eggplant
What's the weirdest fetish you've been accused of?
Was the accuser correct?
Actually, I think I usually out myself before anyone accuses me.
Either/Or:
"Dark Crystal"/"The Last Unicorn": Last Unicorn
Muppet Show/Sesame Street: Muppets
Tigers/Lions: white tigers
Black ink/Blue ink: black ink
Coil/batteries: coil, baby!!
True/False (explain why):
You have an addiction.
T -- Currently it's LJ. And possibly sex.
You have experienced unrequited love for more than one year.
T -- One of my ex's was almost exactly a year. Plus, various crushes from high school.
You switched political parties at some point in your life.
T -- In the 5th grade I was pro-life and voted for Bush in my elem school election. Soon after I was re-educated.
You believe in soulmates.
T -- Sorta. Not just one, and just because they exist doesn't necessarily MEAN anything significant to every dynamics.
You believe in an omniscient power.
F -- but I believe in things running their course and falling into place.
You masturbated today.
T -- this morning.
You had fun answering this survey.
T -- anything to make time go faster on a Friday afternoon!