raybear | I had a dream that I was missing you.

First of all, according to the alignment of the stars and planets, this week is apparently going to suck:

Don't take it personally

Oh dear, this just isn't going to be a good week for you, RAYMOND. We're not talking anything catastrophic, but you could spend much of the week feeling like one of those voodoo dolls filled with pins, and you'll wonder why anyone would want to hurt you like this. The easy answer is that they don't. No one is intentionally trying to do you harm. Insensitivity is another matter. With retrograde Mercury back in Aries by Tuesday, everyone is making thoughtless and callous remarks. Cancer has a hard time accepting that others aren't as sensitive as you, and you're hypersensitive this week to boot, with an Eclipse approaching next Monday. Also, Saturn in your sign may be making you depressed. It's more than the tender Crab can cope with. Some solitude would help enormously. You might feel lonely, but at least you won't feel put upon. Do something pleasurable, like sitting in a hot tub or renting an armload of your favorite DVDs. You'll probably have to work this weekend, with the Sun, Moon, and Mercury all in your career sector. Anything that can go wrong will. Make up your mind ahead of time that no matter what happens, you won't take it personally.

Second of all, I kept meaning to write all weekend because I felt I had a lot to write, but didn't so now I'm here and the task seems daunting. Coming soon, to a friends page near you could be these possible coming attractions:

Raybear Is Off the Chain; OR, The Pleasures of Being a Slightly-Trained Bear Cub

Watching Porn with Friend; OR, Watching Your Friends in Porn

Adventures in Public Displays of Sexuality; OR, Raybear Gets Dissed!

Searching for Julianne Moore; OR, Afternoon Lucid Dreams