Not a thousand beers will keep us from feeling alone.

[raybear]

How did I never put it together that Kelly Clarkson is the love child of Rachel Ray and Reese Witherspoon? Maybe because it's a little upsetting for me to think about.

While costume shopping at thriftstores yesterday, I stumbled upon this:


Except on me, instead of accenting shapely breasts, it's tightly stretched across my hairy chest and slightly too small for my torso, so the result is somewhat of a wrestling singlet look. It's pretty amazing. Someone please throw a themed party that I can wear this to, thanks. Or just a coffee date. Whatever.

This afternoon I hope to write something more significant. It's been too long for my taste.

Comments

[bigfatmama.livejournal.com]

i would very much like to hear you sing "because of you" wearing this in a karaoke bar!

[masscooper.livejournal.com]

superhero costume party?

[twostepsfwd.livejournal.com]

OMG. You bought a unitard!

I bet you look like a male ballerina! You should wear those guys' black ballet shoes and start doing arabesques here and there.

[dommeyourass.livejournal.com]

you forgot that yours also have the added bonus of the arch straps that come under your foot!

[sebastian6.livejournal.com]

I put this in my journal but I thought I'd also put it here because I think you and VFC would dig it:

Eurovision Song Contest Winners from 1975, a band called Teach-In and the song
Ding-A-Dong.
It's the great lost Abba song of the 70s.

You can also watch them on YouTube performing the same song.