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raybearFck it, I've decided. I'm running for president of the united states in 2008. And my campaign theme song -- played at every event, before every interview segment, in every television ad -- will be "Since U Been Gone". Its gonna be a landslide.
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mintwaster will be my running mate. She'll be my Dick Cheney, pulling the puppet strings, and people will listen because I'm a white man talking.
Despite the content of this post (and the time its posted), I am completely sober. Just wired from the adrenaline of DJing all night, eating chocolate frosted mini-donuts, and waiting to crash in the next eight minutes.
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mintwaster will be my running mate. She'll be my Dick Cheney, pulling the puppet strings, and people will listen because I'm a white man talking.Despite the content of this post (and the time its posted), I am completely sober. Just wired from the adrenaline of DJing all night, eating chocolate frosted mini-donuts, and waiting to crash in the next eight minutes.
