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That's pretty much what's been going on in my head since Saturday morning. On Friday I actually started to take ibuprofen all day, but that was working. By the weekend, it wasn't. I've been on a constant cocktail of various amounts or combinations or alternating pain relievers, both over-the-counter and not, and frankly, they were only working half the time, or maybe they were working all the time but half the time the pain would have been even more unbearable. It did wax and wane, but it got to the point that the wane was still a fairly bad dull ache. I feel like the last three days have been a blur.

Luckily the dental office had a cancellation and had me come in at 11 am today, where I had a pulpectomy. Which is the extraction of the tooth pulp and inflamed nerve end. Which might sound upsetting, but honestly it felt like an orgasm. I had been in pain for so long, that I was fantasizing about the novacain shot. (Which they did several of.) Then they pulled it out and "put medicine in it" and I'll have to go back for the full root canal, but I no longer have a Hot Tooth. (Their term, not mine.)

Afterwards, I was seriously high. Post-pain euphoria in this really intense and fun way. I went shopping and nearly got overstimulated by all the choices and fabrics and styles. The rain was beautiful and not a nuisance. I had no pain! I kept clamping my jaw and teeth together, which in hindsight, wasn't maybe the best thing. Because now, seven hours later, the numbness has finally fully disappeared and I'm achey and sore. From having a raw inflamed nerve yanked and burned out. But! The opening narrative is no longer playing in my head, so I'm a-ok.

When I first went to my dentist and described my symptoms, he said I had three choices: 1) extraction; 2) pulpectomy (and later a full root canal); 3) nothing. I was really confused that my choices were so radically different. I made him tell me what to do, and he recommended 2, he said he prefers always trying to save the tooth, which sounded ok with me, since I certainly wasn't going to do nothing and having a big gaping hole in my mouth didn't sound too appealing either, especially given my recent introduction to the term and condition "dry socket". He said that sometimes inflamed nerves do just heal themselves, so people ride it out with antibiotics and pain pills. When he said he could give me vicodin and I'd already tried it and it did practically nothing to the pain, I voted off that option.

I was greatly amused that my procedure involved the use of a dental dam. He showed it to me beforehand to explain how it works and it was hard to keep my mouth shut. Speaking of dirty minds, during the entire procedure I had my arms locked down onto the arm rest. And he was scooted right up against me doing the work, so that his entire thigh was against my forearm, my elbow was near his package, and his chest was pressed against my tricep. It was terribly soothing to my freaked-out, altered state.

Also, we listed to Eric Clapton Unplugged album during the entire hour of the procedure. It doesn't really get more dental-office-soft-rock-soothing than that.

Date: 2007-06-05 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raybear.livejournal.com
If my dentist wasn't so damn cute, I wouldn't keep going back for those damn fillings. No matter that he's straight and married. We can still cuddle. In the chair. On accident.

Also, dental dams: hilarious in every context.

Date: 2007-06-05 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eloquentwthrage.livejournal.com
Ugh, hugs for you. Glad you're out of that pain. Did they give you a temp filling?

Date: 2007-06-05 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hissyfit.livejournal.com
my friend kalila was experiencing that same thing and medicating with vodka shots. then they failed to do anything about it before going to europe for a month. yikes.

Date: 2007-06-05 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raybear.livejournal.com
From inspecting it in the mirror, it appears he applied whiteout to my tooth. I'm guessing it's probably something more complicated, but that's how it appears!

Date: 2007-06-05 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raybear.livejournal.com
hey, who knows, that might work out for her!

if not, thankfully, europe has socialized medicine in lots of places.

Date: 2007-06-05 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unscrambled.livejournal.com
Vicodin is bullshit, you might as well take cherry cough drops for all the pain it kills. Tooth pain is bullshit. I'm glad you got some soothing arm/nads action during some stressful ass shit. The amazing thing about dental dams is that they're even thicker than the shit people expect you to be able to come with---I always have this image of someone fcking with an actual dental dam that involves the rolling of eyes and the flipping of channels on the television: "is Hill St. Blues still on?."

Date: 2007-06-05 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louche.livejournal.com
oh man you are SO lucky. for me, the novacaine did not work so i felt the ENTIRE hour long pulpectomy. ALL OF IT. i screamed and shrieked the whole time. my endodonitst was all tough love and like yea it's gonna hurt and you're gonna hate me but we've got to do this. i kept begging to get put out but he wouldn't do it. maybe i should sue him?

Will you know my name?

Date: 2007-06-05 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebrownhornet.livejournal.com
I'm sorry you went through that! I'm thinking the root canal will be much smoother (I had one that weekend we were supposed to get drunk and watch Glitter. The movie was more painful... antibiotic sober.). I'm glad you're OK.

And Eric Clapton Unplugged reminds me of high school.

Date: 2007-06-05 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louche.livejournal.com
oh also, are you gonna get a gold crown? i love mine!!

Date: 2007-06-05 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raybear.livejournal.com
hahaha. i haven't gotten there yet. i'm going back on friday to get a small filling done on the other side of my mouth (my original dentist appointment, BEFORE the hot tooth incident) and they're going to check-in on my root-canal-in-waiting. i'm probably going to go with what's cheapest/longest lasting.

Date: 2007-06-05 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louche.livejournal.com
go for the gold!!!
they cost same as porcelain and are longer lasting (won't break like porcelain can). ah HA!

Date: 2007-06-05 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raybear.livejournal.com
then hey, maybe i will! it's my very back tooth, so it's not terribly visible anyway.

Date: 2007-06-06 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sebastian6.livejournal.com
I can certainly empathize as I am going in tomorrow at 8:30AM for my first root canal. *shudders*

Date: 2007-06-06 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sebastian6.livejournal.com
Totally. I'm going gold. It's my back tooth too. And the best part- My sister has been making gold and porcelein crowns for 15 years and I'm going to have her make mine.

Date: 2007-06-06 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sebastian6.livejournal.com
No fuckin' way will I put up with that.

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