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memories, like the corners of my mind
So Da Man sent me an "afternoon delight" e-mail (our little inside joke -- aren't we such a cute couple??), and this was the best one yet. A flashback from almost a year and a half ago. Of course, some of these things I still say....
With summer almost over, I present:
The Summer Top 10 Sayings:
20. Aw, bish
19. Joe Blow, a non-homosexual reporter, said....
18. Now imagine your inside your vulva. Push the walls and observe how
they stretch...
17. Summamabish
16. Now I have TWO owwies...
15. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
14. We're gonna do this right HEIAH (here)
13. Alright, ooooooookay.
12. I see the eight of pentacles here. He'll be out in eight months.
11. So hip-hop, you mean like Destiny's Child?
10. Not good, my friend
9. Have a lil' Lisa Slurry!
8. Thanks, I'm playing/Trapped Genie
7. Check it out! We've got tomatoes and potatoes...
6. What? You've got at least two or three more years in you (Slap)!
5. Whoop Whoop!
4. The Other White Jesus
3. What yaw um-um want from a um-um/Keep it raw and uncut for all the
um and um
2. I know you heard about that/ psychotherapy/ you buggin' - where the
couch at...
And the number one saying of Summer 2000
1. That's right, I said it.
Now I feel compelled to start a new list.
Top Ten Sayings of Fall 2001
a draft which will probably need revising
(* Despite these lines originating in the summer or spring, they're holding strong on the charts for the fall.....)
10. Lies make the baby jesus cry
9. Where the fck you get heart from?*
8. 'enry 'iggins. 'ello. 'ow are 'ou?
7. Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry.
6. I hear Jello makes a good flan.
5. Issues like toilet tissues
4. Me and god and jesus are going to the movies....
3. I don't know what to tell you. *
2. You need a baby bib. *
and the number one saying is....
1. I have a new scarf.
With summer almost over, I present:
The Summer Top 10 Sayings:
20. Aw, bish
19. Joe Blow, a non-homosexual reporter, said....
18. Now imagine your inside your vulva. Push the walls and observe how
they stretch...
17. Summamabish
16. Now I have TWO owwies...
15. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
14. We're gonna do this right HEIAH (here)
13. Alright, ooooooookay.
12. I see the eight of pentacles here. He'll be out in eight months.
11. So hip-hop, you mean like Destiny's Child?
10. Not good, my friend
9. Have a lil' Lisa Slurry!
8. Thanks, I'm playing/Trapped Genie
7. Check it out! We've got tomatoes and potatoes...
6. What? You've got at least two or three more years in you (Slap)!
5. Whoop Whoop!
4. The Other White Jesus
3. What yaw um-um want from a um-um/Keep it raw and uncut for all the
um and um
2. I know you heard about that/ psychotherapy/ you buggin' - where the
couch at...
And the number one saying of Summer 2000
1. That's right, I said it.
Now I feel compelled to start a new list.
Top Ten Sayings of Fall 2001
a draft which will probably need revising
(* Despite these lines originating in the summer or spring, they're holding strong on the charts for the fall.....)
10. Lies make the baby jesus cry
9. Where the fck you get heart from?*
8. 'enry 'iggins. 'ello. 'ow are 'ou?
7. Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry.
6. I hear Jello makes a good flan.
5. Issues like toilet tissues
4. Me and god and jesus are going to the movies....
3. I don't know what to tell you. *
2. You need a baby bib. *
and the number one saying is....
1. I have a new scarf.
"...'cause you people are BASTARD PEOPLE!"
"I just hate you and I hate your... ass face!"
Re: "...'cause you people are BASTARD PEOPLE!"
Lies make the baby jesus cry
+
I hear Jello makes a good flan
=
a. I hear Jesus makes a good flan.
b. Jello makes the baby Jesus cry.
Re: "...'cause you people are BASTARD PEOPLE!"
=)~