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from MSN.com's astrology website:

Make your 2002 anti-resolution

We all make New Year's resolutions.
Denying ourselves something makes
us feel like we're growing up,
becoming a better person, resisting
temptation. And in astrology, the
planet that rules New Year's
resolutions is the ringed planet,
Saturn, the cosmic regulator of all
limitations and commitments to
self-denial.

But you know what? Sometimes self-denial is overrated. This
year, maybe an anti-resolution -- a promise to do something as
often and passionately as possible -- will come in handier!

For anti-resolutions, we shift our gaze from Saturn to giant
Jupiter, the planet where the action never stops. In 2002,
Jupiter will be moving through Cancer and Leo -- and sending
you a personal signal about areas where you might benefit
from being the most excessive.

Let's take a look at how anti-resolutions will encourage each
sign to live it up in '02!

Aries
Keep as messy a house as possible is your 2002
anti-resolution. Rams, it's time to let the dishes stack up, use the
floor as a hamper, and make sure papers and junk are cluttering
every available surface. This state of affairs will encourage
you to get out of your messy house, which will lead to meeting
new people and help you evaluate how much of your junk you
really need -- and how much of it is, well, junk.

Taurus
Your 2002 anti-resolution is to gossip more. Whenever the Bull
is alone with a neighbor or two, speculate wildly on the
comings and goings of the people you all know and encounter.
This anti-resolution will ensure that your friends and neighbors
will consider you an insider they should go to for information.
Look for your loose lips to improve your social life.

Gemini
Your 2002 anti-resolution is to borrow and spend as much
money as you can, especially on long-shot ideas, dreams and
complicated projects. What should a Twin do when money is
burning a hole in your pocket? Spend, spend, spend! Your
anti-resolution is guaranteed to reveal who your unconditional
friends are, since you'll probably be crashing on their couches
by year's end. But in years to come, you'll have many great
tales of your wild '02!

Cancer
Focus on gaining unsightly pounds is your 2002 anti-resolution.
The Crab should eat five large meals a day, be first in line at
every buffet, and don't skimp on dessert! Get your clothes
altered early in the year, or buy a new wardrobe. Your
anti-resolution will give you an enlightened understanding about
the importance of personality, and the superficiality of judging
others by their appearances.

Leo
Never hold back what you're thinking at any moment of the day
is your 2002 anti-resolution. Forget social conventions and
expectations. Leo, turn yourself into a walking, talking
confessional and critic. Let it all out! Your anti-resolution will
scare away those who just want to be around you for
superficial reasons, while allowing you to blow off a lifetime of
steam in one short year.

Virgo
Your anti-resolution for 2002 is to attend every possible social
event, regardless of family or work commitments. Crash
parties; invite yourself to gatherings; cross town to attend the
smallest function and show up for the opening of an envelope.
Your anti-resolution will improve your social skills and ease
tensions with those at home, with whom you would normally be
spending too much "quality time."

Libra
Shamelessly and ceaselessly push your career objectives is
your anti-resolution for 2002. If this leaves the Scales flirting
with the boss...well, this is the year to find out what brand of
perfume drives him wild! Smile flirtatiously at co-workers while
you secretly plot against them. This anti-resolution is
guaranteed to benefit your pocketbook, as you'll either climb
past your less ruthless colleagues or be dismissed and enjoy
collecting unemployment.

Scorpio
Your 2002 anti-resolution is to latch onto a new belief system
and preach it too anyone who will listen. Bring up the details of
your new passion to people who don't care and will never
change their mind. Switch the conversation to your new found
faith at any time, no matter how inappropriate. This
anti-resolution will make sure that you're singled out as a true
believer by everyone who'll claim to have known you before
you "changed."

Sagittarius
Swearing off monogamy is your anti-resolution for 2002. This
year, be promiscuous and adventurous in your romantic life!
Practice your seduction technique on postal employees,
delivery people and any other strangers who stray onto your
path. This anti-resolution is sure to produce numerous crazy
stories with which to entertain friends long after '02 is a wild
memory. You won't be the first person who met their soulmate
this way!

Capricorn
Look forward to your 2002 anti-resolution as the year of many
partners. Goats should enter into as many relationships as
possible, and pay no attention to your inability to live up to
commitments. This is your year to go one-on-one with
practically everyone: business partners, romantic partners,
buddies, it doesn't matter. This anti-resolution will benefit you by
preparing you to take advantage of some much-needed solitary
time in 2003.

Aquarius
Your 2002 anti-resolution is to disregard your health.
Water-bearers should avoid doctors, diets and all health foods.
Smoking and drinking are also ideal ways to wear yourself out,
and '02 is your year to see how tired you can make your body.
This anti-Resolution will have dramatically positive affects.
Many social situations will be created specifically to encourage
unhealthy behavior. '02 will see you make plenty of new friends
to have fun drying out with in 2003!

Pisces
You have the zodiac's most mature anti-resolution for 2002.
This is your year to take on more care-taking responsibility than
you ever imagined. Baby-sit on weeknights, offer to feed the
pets of vacationing co-workers who live miles away, and don't
forget to volunteer for every blood drive, bake sale and
charitable fundraiser you hear about. This anti-resolution will be
surprisingly good for your state of mind, as it will exhaust you
so thoroughly, it will be easy to keep from wasting valuable
energy dealing with your own personal development.

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So I don't think I'll eat everything I can, but I am intrigued by the idea of an anti-resolution. I must work on some.