raybear | This is the story.....of 7 strange LJers.....picked to live in this entry.

I occasionally hit the Random Find Users link, but I've never posted the results since they weren't that intersting. Today I hit the jackpot. Several times.

LJer #1. The Animal-Lover
i love animals so much that i have actually nursed an abandoned newborn pup. i was nursin mt son so i thought why not. the pup had no teeth and a little breastmilk won't hurt. besides it was crying. i do attachment parenting with my kids so why not a puppy? that pup is HUGE now by the way and really no longer a pup!
i'm not exactly a vegetarian but i'm getting closer every day! i think it depends on how you feel about the way things are in your situation. my husband is anti-vegetarian so theres a big obstacle for me right there

LJer #2. The Tigerbeat Subscriber
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr!
I soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wanna go see incubus again =(
If i had the money i'd be in manchester now!
gggggrrrr i think it's a wake up call me me to get my ass in gear and get a job and stuff....coz if i did...then i would have been able to go.
STUPID STUPID ME!
Nothing exciting is ever happening anymore...must get a better social life or something lol
I'm so living in the clouds today thinking that some miricle will happen so i can go see Incubus, silly me huh?!
Whoa i sound so silly and obsessed.....personally thats not how i would put it, it's just that they are my fav band, i respect the hell out of those guys...and i know for a fact they wont be back for aaaaaaages which makes me more determined to go...but I CAN'T!!!

LJer #3. The Short-Attention Span Writer
I think I found what I want to do in life, finally! I heard about this profession on TRL today, and was interested in it from the moment it was mentioned. Ellen and I are moving to Cali when we get older cause yeah we want to be around all the stars and junk. The tres hermana's can all hang out together then, you see.
[The journal entry then changes subjects and she NEVER mentions her new-found career. I guess I'll have to watch TRL to find out.]

LJer #4: The Alcoholics-Like-To-Call-It-the-Moment-Of-Clarity, or I-bet-this-is-what-I-sound-like-sometimes Poster
You ever feel helpless to challenge the existing status quo? Ask questions. It just dawned on me that there is nothing more disarming than questions. Like, why are we doing this? Do we have documentation on the alternatives? I think back to the past year at work and the most frustrating moments were when I didn't understand what was going on and I DIDN'T ask questions.
Just an interesting epiphany for the moment.

LJer #5. Yes, I Believe You're Drunk.
I am soo drunk. I went to bar and drank and ate potatoskins and a burgera dn then had 8 beers and 2shots aof jager and watched people play pool. it was coreys birthday so everyone was lik e' hapyp birchtday' and we bough t him food. we left at1:30 am. they played lo fidelity allstars and chemical brothers and crystal methosd and i was like holy fucik man this placerocks. I bought megan a pack of cigareettes and she was all like "you dont haveto do that" and I"m likke "fuck it i am loaded I dont care" which was funny cause it was a doubtle meaning (drunk, and my savings acct is busting at the seams.)
then my ccousin danny is like "dude i am newly single " so we went ot a strtripclub and it was my first time and the girl s were so nice. I had a czech girl dance for me and then this berautuful Polish girl named Jessica gave me a private dance and shewas cool she kept waiting until the manager wasnt looking and then fginered herself and told me "vvvait. okay now you can lick" whenever he wasnt looking so i licked her inpples.. then some other girl danced for me and she had gigantic tits but I was more intersted in her pussy gridning againt my gigantic dick. oanyawy it ws a goodnight and I had one more beer and then smoke da cigarette and Iam drunk so I am back home now and I am totally going back there agaain. oih yes. THe atm had a 13% fee so I am going to remember to bring money in advance next time. I lvoe you all.

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