the planets were aligned until....

[raybear]

Both of the attorneys are out. I have no pressing deadlines on any projects. In fact there are really only two things I have to do today. Unfortunately they are both scheduled to interfere with lunch plans. Bah. Just for that, I'm going to not take a lunch hour and go home early.

I thought I had incurred an unfortunate minor injury on Wednesday during a rather vigorous....bedroom session...., which I thought was due to someone having long nails. But last night I was experiencing some different discomfort and now I've rediagnosed myself. Let's put it this way -- I'm drinking lot of cranberry juice this morning. Which is doubly unfortunate, since I don't really like cranberry juice. But I also don't like going to the doctor. Nor do I wish to re-create the scene from Joe's Garage singing "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"

So that's the news from Raymond's body. Back to you, Jim.

Do you think this recent developed is any sort of delayed karma for you having little sympahty for your hetero girlfriends in college?

No, Jim, I think he was remarkably sympathetic at the time, despite any lack of personal knowledge.

Alrighty, now back to your local channel, where we rejoin the program already in progress.

The new intern is some sort of bizarre hunk of a gay man who is totally "TV beautiful". Lisa and I were talking about him this morning, and how it's sort of beyond comprehension -- we don't even feel particularly attracted to him, only inadequate to stand near him.

Comments

[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

My body wants to hang out with your body... something about healing together? I don't know, we don't talk much.

I appreciate your time last night, particularly as you were tired. I actually felt much better after talking to you AND cleaned my room to prepare for my sickness, which is good because I feel worse today, and having a clean room makes it a little better.

In other news, how do you feel about scones?

[raybear.livejournal.com]

hey, you're very welcome regarding last night. glad to hear it helped in some way.

sorry to hear your body isn't doing well either. why must they rebel and be difficult?

I like scones in theory, but often they can be too dry and require a large beverage.

How do you feel about raisins in your pastry? I can't deal with the texture difference.

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[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

I'm comfortable with raisans separate from the pastry and involved in breakfast cereal, however, I do not appreciate them in pastries becuase they're just not good after baking.

Are you a sweet or salty person?

[raybear.livejournal.com]

Both -- as in, eating one makes me crave the other.

I like to supplement my chocolate with some sharp cheddar cheese.

Now I'm going to pick up ribs for lunch. Yum.

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[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

Ribs. Now that sounds delightful. What I'd like to have for lunch is below the ribs.

Oh dear, I'm being sexual again. No more fish jokes!

[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

i hope whatever is causing you to burn when you pee is quickly cured. let's hope it was fingernails and not infection. i know all about the long fingernails. i once dated a fish with these vicious nails. i got used to the "after-sex burn" when i'd pee later. i still experiance that, but not for the same reason... yeah... anyway, hope that clears up.

[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

Yeah, those nails can be a problem, but I used to date this glitterdyke who did not understand that I only like a little penetration meant don't try and shove your whole hand up there. I go used to the after sex cramping and bleeding.

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[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

*glare* don't start.

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[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

Real world is on.