Jun. 3rd, 2002

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As I was attending intern orientation, Melro beat me to the punch of announcing the good news: we got the doggie! Yay.

Here's the scoop. She's a very pretty mutt, with definite yellow lab blood, and possible collie or terrier or shepherd mix. Yeah. Strangely enough, she has the same coloring as The Hamster (r.i.p.), which is a yellow gold tan with white markings -- her face and belly is mostly white, the body and ears tan. Her hair is medium length and very soft. She has nice big brown eyes and pinkish nose. She only come up to our knees or so in height, but she had the body and shape of a big dog -- she also acts like a companion dog, trotting around our legs and not attempting to jump in our laps. So far I have not heard her bark, though MelRo said she did some soft barking in her sleep last night, which means she's REAMARKABLY quiet -- no barking at the pound, none in the car, none in the house, none when we put her in the kennel to sleep (though she whined a little). She loves to chase and fetch, but doesn't know how to sit. She loves people a lot, which is somewhat problematic on the whole "protection" front but to be real, I don't want my dog hating my friends. She's not the brightest dog, but she seems to be fairly well-trained and trainable. She understand "no" pretty well. She's one-year old and mostly full-grown (40 pounds) but still has some puppy-elements to her.

Since the polaroid camera got stolen, we don't have pics of her yet. However, based on the information given above, please help us choose a name for our new baby.

[Poll #37884]

There will be runoff later, perhaps. Though the runoff might include new names I've come across since making this list. (By the way, "Kui-san" is a shortened version of what the kitchen announcer says during Iron Chef.).
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Mthafckin' Uncle Damon just submitted an e-mail with his votes for the dogs name. Check out what this mofo wrote.

Olive
Trouble
Kui-san
Wednesday
Brownie
Quincy
Cassius
Horace Andy
MelRo the 2nd
PB (for its peanut butter color)
Raphael
Shakira
Coppertop
Cujo
Snoop
Flare
Kipper
Ebert
Burberry
White Fang
Cedric the Entertaindog
Tom Wolf (note the missing "e")
Anita Baker
Nasir
'enry 'iggins
Woadie
Bling-Blouw
Greg Brady


And why do I totally want to name my dog Bjork now that [livejournal.com profile] vfc suggested it? She's not even terrible Bj--k-like in her mannerisms. Except when she shakes a toy around in her mouth, she sort of looks like the "Hunter" video. And she is oh so quiet. Hmm. Bjork might be on the short-list. Is that blasphemy? I guess no more so than our jokes about naming the dog "Jesus". But I fear Bjork's retribution more than Christ's.

Now that's official blasphemy.

click here to read some non-dog ramblings )
On the other hand, maybe I'll call her Woadie instead. Then while playing fetch I can ask her "who's the baller now?!?"

If this joke doesn't make sense to you, congrats on having little exposure to Juvenile, Cash Money Millionaires, and Baller Blockin' (which I hope to find in the bargain DVD bin sometime soon). I'm a #1 stunna.
raybear: (...and that's Miss Barbra Streisand)
[Poll #37990]

Disclosure statement: this entry was actually entered by [livejournal.com profile] limenal in the guise of Raybear. No, we're not sneaky, we're lazy and have but one computer!!

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