I take from virgins like Rex Reed.

A couple weeks ago dommeyourass, mintwaster and I made jokes about coming up with the livejournal form entry.
Here's the couple categories we mentioned:
"I hate work"
"stories/encounters with an ex"
"dream interpretation"
"horoscopes"

and I would add:
"observing strangers doing something fcked up"
"movie reviews"

This entry will be utilizing the horoscope and movie reviews forms. And it might be long depending on how soon earthlink will keep me on hold, which, since I'm trying to cancel my account, might be forever in an attempt to get me to stay which won't happen since I finally got DSL. I installed it last night and the form said it could take up to 60 minutes to complete. I did it in 10. Probably because I never actually read those terms of agreements and just click "I accept" assuming that I can get out of any contract. But anyway...

( Saturn and Neil LeBute! )

Five to four, can't take it no more.

I've become this strange Dr. Hibbert character where I chortle or snicker or straight up laugh out loud at strange and/or inappropriate moments, mostly because what's going on in my head but sometimes something in the immediate vicinity strikes me as hilarious and then I feel shy immediately afterwards when asked to explain what's so funny. I don't know, it just is. It just fcking amuses the hell out of me. Perhaps my sense of humor is occasionally too esoteric or maybe I'm just easily amused, which I don't mind a bit because it make for a much more entertaining world. Today's laugh riot is the nutrition pamphlet being featured in your local neighborhood McDonald's.

This week's nicknames for the kids are So So Def and Closet-Case. There's nothing really to explain, as Sophie becomes "So" which becomes "So-So" which became So So Def. Next week she'd be Da Brat except I think in real-life Jermaine Dupri dropped her ass from the label. Liesl spends all day sleeping on a storage bin in my closet, so her nickname is especially un-clever. But I'm also just starting to get to know her, so I'm sure more appropriate ones will follow.

This day flew by. I don't mind a bit.