Another entry in the "damn, it's hot" files.

I was sitting here reading papers on feminist critiques of language then remembered I forgot to put any cocoa butter on my scars so I went to the bathroom to do it and when I pulled the cap off while simultaneously pushing up the stick (it's like a miniature push-pop, for people who aren't familiar with cocoa butter in tube form), it oozed out and glopped onto the sink. It's so hot, that my solid stick of cocoa butter melted like margarine left on the counter.

It was pretty disgusting.

And now I'm out $0.99 and have to buy a new stick. And keep it in the fridge, I guess.