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In the bathroom just now I discovered that my underwear is on backwards.
I know this seems a little impossible that I wouldn't have noticed, oh, in the past 8 hours. But it's these square cut trunks, sort of like boxer briefs with much shorter legs, and with a bit of spandex in them, and they are nearly symmetrical, such that the extra room in the back for ass is nearly equivalent to the extra room in the front for the package. But still. It does explain the slight discomfort I'd had a couple time today. I thought maybe they shrunk in the wash, or my ass had gotten bigger. I'm not sure the relief outweighs the embarassment.
And funny that I immediately felt compelled to confess it here. I think it absolves me.
I know this seems a little impossible that I wouldn't have noticed, oh, in the past 8 hours. But it's these square cut trunks, sort of like boxer briefs with much shorter legs, and with a bit of spandex in them, and they are nearly symmetrical, such that the extra room in the back for ass is nearly equivalent to the extra room in the front for the package. But still. It does explain the slight discomfort I'd had a couple time today. I thought maybe they shrunk in the wash, or my ass had gotten bigger. I'm not sure the relief outweighs the embarassment.
And funny that I immediately felt compelled to confess it here. I think it absolves me.
