You should know that I get, I get what I want

Fck it, I've decided. I'm running for president of the united states in 2008. And my campaign theme song -- played at every event, before every interview segment, in every television ad -- will be "Since U Been Gone". Its gonna be a landslide.

Maybe mintwaster will be my running mate. She'll be my Dick Cheney, pulling the puppet strings, and people will listen because I'm a white man talking.

Despite the content of this post (and the time its posted), I am completely sober. Just wired from the adrenaline of DJing all night, eating chocolate frosted mini-donuts, and waiting to crash in the next eight minutes.