You need a pair in your closet.

I admit it, sometimes when I check my hotmail, I get sucked into some MSN article based on the headline next to my inbox. Today it was The Five Shoes Every Man Must Own and their answer is: black oxfords, brown wingtips, loafers, classic bucks, and converse sneakers. If that were the shoes in my closet I would cry. Except maybe not, because if those were the shoes in my closet (and at the prices they suggest) I would be a rich white mtherfcker on the way to my yacht.