You need a pair in your closet.

[raybear]

I admit it, sometimes when I check my hotmail, I get sucked into some MSN article based on the headline next to my inbox. Today it was The Five Shoes Every Man Must Own and their answer is: black oxfords, brown wingtips, loafers, classic bucks, and converse sneakers. If that were the shoes in my closet I would cry. Except maybe not, because if those were the shoes in my closet (and at the prices they suggest) I would be a rich white mtherfcker on the way to my yacht.

Comments

[moander.livejournal.com]

MSN stories like that make me feel sick for humanity.

ssssnoring!

[keetbabe.livejournal.com]

those shoes that every man must own are just so boring!

[trooper6.livejournal.com]

This post is one of the examples why I like you so very much.

[unscrambled.livejournal.com]

I am really really interested in the MSN sidebars. I love reading them. Particularly the "lifestyle" ones. Another thesis which I won't write. But, fuckit, if I don't get into school, maybe I'll be a televisionologist after all.

If you had those shoes, you'd also have no style (except if the loafers were in a really good color. The converse, also fine, if dull). Maybe it's my inner goyish rich man that makes me want the Tod's driving loafers in green or orange. Who knew I had that guy?

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

In my professional opinion, where the heck are the boots? ;)

[thedemonnemo.livejournal.com]

$775 for WINGTIPS??!!!! The Cadilac of wingtips id the Florisheim Kenmoore (IMO) and those bitches only run $225.
WTF are those $800 shoes made out of, babies?
Also ixnay on the ofers-lay, especially with tassels.