raybear | For the entertainment of folks trying to make this Friday afternoon pass.

I bring you Five Random Livejournal Users.
(Brought to you by the Find Users: Random function)

1. Why you hating on David Bowie?
"What a grand night for tv. MTV movie awards are over and I'm still swooning. My Ewan looked so god damn HOT! A little eyeliner and gel (and passibly some bronzer?), my my I haven't seen the boy look that yummy in a long time. Thank god he's out there so that chicks like me can still get there fill of British guys in makeup with out having to turn to David Bowie. And then there was Orlando who was sporting some sort of facial hair thing…who told him he was allowed to cover his face? Lord of the Rings won best picture…sure to be a celebratory Hobbit orgy afterwards :P And Ewan looked HOT! And I think that's all I have to say on that ^_^"

2. NC-17 in a G-Rated sort of way
"Adam and i went on a walk on the property in oregon as usual. in the evening, while the sun was slowly setting behind the trees and mountains in the far distance. In one clearing a ways from the house adam stopped me and started to kiss me. slow passionate and with ubber sexiness. he took off his light jacket set it down and sat on it. i sat on his lap kissing him and he suggested that we have a little luvin. he unzipped his pants moved them out of the way a little bit, and i took my pants and the thing i call underwear off and left it around one foot. I rode him like we were in a motel room. The birds left the nearby trees, and the breeze picked up just enough to make my nipples erect. When we finished we sat there together watched the sun go into hiding and take refuge on the other side of the mountain. We walked back to the house and went to the kitchen to get some water."

3. That's not l33t!
"I'm irritated, I am, I really am freaking irritated.

You know what? Nothing is mine anymore. Homestar, Blind Guardian, Avantasia, Megatokyo, Adventurers comics, and all these other things that were, at my school, exclusively my knowledge, are now gone. Everyone and their mother reads Megatokyo, and this guy at school thinks he's l33t because he printed each one up. Thats not l33t! Thats stupid! Especially since now half the school reads it. I hear stupid megatokyo jokes in the hallway sometimes, and it's just.. corny. I mean, MT was one of my favorite webcomics for the longest time, and then once everyone kept talking about it over and over again. It got... old. I mean, what was once a fun thing to read and share injokes with, is now just something.. annoyingly popular."

4. This shouldn't be funny, but check out the current music.
Sad...

I hate feeling so alone...
All the time...
That's all...
I feel so alone...

current mood: lonely
current music: Simon and Garfunkle - I am a Rock

5. File Under: You should know better than to say stupid shit like this. (This was in the same entry where the writer indicates that she's Indian.)
"starbucks sucks. there coffee and stuff is like hell yeah good but like the service and those people are like jackass freaks. so today i go and i'm like "um..and iced...caramel machiato." and so this chick doesn't here the iced part and give me a regular caramel machiato thing and i'm like "oh i said ice.." and she like blew her weave headed top. i am positive i said "iced" and nandini heard me too. and you'd think the bitch would be like "oh i'm sorry ma'am," but nooo she just gets this ghetto attitude and grabs the cup and throws it away and huffily makes one thats iced. and i'm like "I'm sorry" and she's like "no problem" and i'm liek bitch you are the one thats supposed to say sorry dumbfuck. god. i'm so filling out one of those little "how are we doing" forms. the shit there is awesome but they need a class on ettiquite. pfft."

Hmm, I feel bad ending on such an agitating negative note. Let me find one more.....

Honorable Mention: I don't get it.
"So I live in a haunted house. It's ok a lot of the time. But apparently Jen is getting upset. We must not be talking about her enough. Tonight she was turning on the water in the downstairs bathroom full blast. Strange. Well, I suppose it's her right to be angry with us. I mean we're almost always gone right now. Hmm. Ghosts get cranky. Who knew? Hehe. I hope she feels better as the summer progresses. (YAY - Jen finally came up to see me - woohoo - my door was starting to open . . . ooh-eee-ooh) HEHE"