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[raybear]

Why does the recording of the promotional satellite sale lady make me happy? She sounds all warm and genuine and earnest. I bet she's cute, too. I wonder if she's single?

And on that glorious note, I depart from the office.

Longest. Day. Ever.

Comments

[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

Isn't it redundant to wonder if someone is single when you yourself are neither single nor prescribed to a life of monogamy. As an ethical slut, isn't it then pointless to ask about the singleness of others? Shouldn't you instead wonder if she is available?

And yes, I am aware that you are asking in a quirky way. Like quoting a movie but in this case, quoting society. (and like a bajillion movies)

I'm also not sure if you can use redundant if you can't spell it. And I'm not confident in my spelling choice. I just think you should know that the spelling in this comment does not have the fish seal of approval.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

You're correct in that I should say "is she available?"
You're also correct in saying that I was just using it as a figure of speech.

And I can't spell privilege. But I think you're spelling of redundant might be correct.

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[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

Once I figured out Vanessa. It pissed her off.

Would it make you angry to be "figured out"?

Not that I'm trying. Or succeeding. To do so.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I would love to hear what you think as far as figuring me out. Seriously. I don't know if it would make me angry or not.

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[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say that I have figured you out on any level but I'm getting pretty good at knowing what you mean in general and more specifically, predicting how you would react to various situations and stimuli. All part of my increasing exploration of my fascination with you.

Aw, look. You have a fan.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

Well then, I nominate you to be president and commander of my fan club. You can be in charge of reading all my fan mail too.

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[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

I'm not really a committed enough person to be in charge of such a large organization.