Perfect weather for the upcoming TGIFriday.

[raybear]

Between interviewing candidates and preparing a mock help desk call, I'm too busy to write a real entry that requires brain cells. So this is where you come in. Voluntarily, of course.

Make Your Own Raybear Entry

It certainly doesn't have to be as long(-winded) as mine, but if you're feeling bored/creative/scathing/entertaining or anything else, I'd love to see your best impression of me in the comments section.

Tips:

Subject Line: Pick a song lyric that's vaguely related to the topic but with obvious attempts to be esoteric. For example, if the post if an anecdote about a bed breaking, use a rap line like "I caught you fcking my wife on my thousand dollar mattress".

Include lots of perhaps should, could be, might would, and other double verbs and made-up conditional tenses.

The more random pop culture refernences the better.

Somehow work in a clever nickname for someone, or name drop an LJer who you think is fabulous and hope they like you as much.
Ask rhetorical questions.

Spill something intensely personal that might not have any real meaning but seems self-effacing.

Or....add any other random quirks of mine you notice and love/hate!

(and don't forget those lame grammatical errors and typos that I'm too lazy to go back and change!)

Thanks for your time.

Comments

SuperGoat does Raybear - a day-late valliant attempt *and* first draft

[supergoat.livejournal.com]

Come back tomorrow night and try it again

Had a gig last night. Nice crowd, poor taste in music. I tried to get the floor going with P!nk but they wouldn't even respond to that. Kept requesting isht like O-Town and Nsync. Kids these days. Wouldn't know good music if they were smashed over the head with a 12".

You said you love me, but

Took Soph for a walk this morning. Say someone in the part, let's call him Hott Fag Boy with Ants in His Pants (HFBAP for short). Couldn't' tell if he was scammin on my style or just wanted to pet the pup. Fck. I'm so insecure when it comes to guys. Reminds me of this dream I had last night -- it was absurd. I was down at Jewel with MelRo shopping in the produce section and I did my best to steer clear of the cucumbers. MelRo picked up a huge cantaloupe and said that we "must have it for dinner." I kept making these crazy replies like, "Nice Melons," or "would you like some fruit with your meal." Very uncharacteristic Ray. When we went to check out, the cart was full of bread. And one melon. I asked MelRo "which side (her) bread was buttered on." She slapped me and then I woke up.

Also, I am trying to find a way to be more social without drinking. We'll see how far that goes. Hell, if not. So what? You can't handle my drinking? It's my house and isht. I invited you over. Really, I'm not an ass. I just play one on t.v.

you can't come in.

Tonight I'm spending time with Damon. Playing PS2 and watching Best in Show on DVD. I'll never tire of that movie. Actually, last time we watched it we got in a debate about the treatment of dogs by their "owners" and if they really belonged in the home. Made me wonder about The SophinatorTM, yet if we didn't have her, who would? Dogs would run amok in the street. It would be a more busted scene than the latest Eminem protest outside of the VMAs. Enough of that noise.

Re: SuperGoat does Raybear - a day-late valliant attempt *and* first draft

[raybear.livejournal.com]

Quite a good job, though I must correct you on a minor detail -- I never spell "hot" with two t's. I'm morally against it.

Bravo to you!

Re: SuperGoat does Raybear - a day-late valliant attempt *and* first draft

[supergoat.livejournal.com]

hah.

I meant to look that up (the hott thing) but I got lazy - I decided it was most definitely a "raybear post written by supergoat" - it's got a bit of my flair. :)

Re: SuperGoat does Raybear - a day-late valliant attempt *and* first draft

[sharkysmachine.livejournal.com]

actually the song lyric as a heading, totally grocerygetter as stolen from its creator hezzamonster..

Re: SuperGoat does Raybear - a day-late valliant attempt *and* first draft

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I did song lyrics as subject lines since the beginning, and saw someone on the_passives friends list take it a step further (using song lyrics as paragraph transition headers), but felt i couldn't steal the techinique from someone I didn't know -- but I could steal from someone on my own's friends list (i.e. you) because then I could recognize and give props.