raybear | Edutainment

My ONE project for this hour is being held up by the new york office. Surprise, surprise.

So I've been cleaning out my e-mail inbox. And I've saved nearly every e-mail to and from Damon. Or at least it seems that way. I know one day I should read through most all of them and pitch at least a 1/3 or so, but it's too daunting. So in the meantime, I'm just cracking the hell up at our subject lines. Some of them I get right away, others I don't know what the hell we were talking about.

Is that Basquiat on the 1's and 2's?
This is Barbie. She represents the women's movement.
Landlordesses, attack now!
George Washington: Swamp Thing 2
The S.S. Minnow! No points this round.
More bar than Louie.
Triumph, the Comic Insult Accountant
Sure, Marge. "Talk."
Tonight on a very special A-Team.
Blow like Penelope Cruz
There can only be one bish make hit.
But it'll hurt if I swallow.
Beyonce fans on Friday were Kelis fans on Saturday.
I'll kill you like the Prince of Tides
Revenge of the Sexual Harrassment Panda
Missy, Missy, Missy wrote this song.
Don't Let Me Get Yourself
Is that roof high enough...or does it need to be raised?!
KRS already made an album called Joyride
It's all about Doms, and I don't mean DeLuise

I'm dying here. Maybe tomorrow I'll post an explanation to all of them.