raybear | By the way.... (Reply)

My porn got delivered yesterday! I can't believe they were so fast. I did an online order at 7 pm on Thursday and it arrived on Monday! Of course I wasn't home, but I went by the post office and picked it up this morning. It's sort of annoying to have to go to the post office to pick up packages, but there's something exciting about it as well. So anyway, I feel so dirty (in a good way) because I have all my Nina Hartley How-To movies in my bag and nobody knows about it!!!! Mwahahaha. Tonight I shall have a marathon. Or maybe just an hour. I also want to watch the movie Chicken Run. A disjointed double feature? Not in my book. That's just the kind of guy I am. Sick and twisted, that it.

Now if only my new packer and new electric vibrator would get delivered as well. I order them on Friday, and I believe they're shipping UPS. So perhaps by the end of the week.....

And in unrelated news, in honor of my temporary summer single-ness, I haven't shaved in a week (since she left, basically). I look sufficiently scruffy and shadowy and not as cute, but it's fine by me. I may grow my sideburns back in, if I'm feeling patient. Damon actually noticed my shadow on Sunday.....I'll see how it goes. The unkemptness also adds to my dirty nature. Ha ha.