By the way....
Jun. 19th, 2001 12:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
raybearMy porn got delivered yesterday! I can't believe they were so fast. I did an online order at 7 pm on Thursday and it arrived on Monday! Of course I wasn't home, but I went by the post office and picked it up this morning. It's sort of annoying to have to go to the post office to pick up packages, but there's something exciting about it as well. So anyway, I feel so dirty (in a good way) because I have all my Nina Hartley How-To movies in my bag and nobody knows about it!!!! Mwahahaha. Tonight I shall have a marathon. Or maybe just an hour. I also want to watch the movie Chicken Run. A disjointed double feature? Not in my book. That's just the kind of guy I am. Sick and twisted, that it.
Now if only my new packer and new electric vibrator would get delivered as well. I order them on Friday, and I believe they're shipping UPS. So perhaps by the end of the week.....
And in unrelated news, in honor of my temporary summer single-ness, I haven't shaved in a week (since she left, basically). I look sufficiently scruffy and shadowy and not as cute, but it's fine by me. I may grow my sideburns back in, if I'm feeling patient. Damon actually noticed my shadow on Sunday.....I'll see how it goes. The unkemptness also adds to my dirty nature. Ha ha.
Now if only my new packer and new electric vibrator would get delivered as well. I order them on Friday, and I believe they're shipping UPS. So perhaps by the end of the week.....
And in unrelated news, in honor of my temporary summer single-ness, I haven't shaved in a week (since she left, basically). I look sufficiently scruffy and shadowy and not as cute, but it's fine by me. I may grow my sideburns back in, if I'm feeling patient. Damon actually noticed my shadow on Sunday.....I'll see how it goes. The unkemptness also adds to my dirty nature. Ha ha.
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Finger lickin good!
You are one sick fuck, Ray!
But, I must say, the cute little british chickens voices are so cute. And Mel Gibson as a chicken is quite entertaining! My favorite chicken is the old one who knits all the time.
I like claymation! Did you ever see the comic that the guy who made CR used to do? It's called Wallace & Gromet. About a British bloke & his dog. Fun Fun.
Enjoy the videos!
'male' ordered,
joe
PS: when will your underthings get here? I would call them back adn asks to know the status on your 'package' so to speak. ;)
the Wrong Trousers
It's funny how I can totally switch very easily between masturbation/sex/porn and non-sex type activities. I think many folks do, but very few own up to it!!
Joe, I wish I could Male-order you. Congrats on your hot sex with Pun!
All this could be yours for just three easy payments of $12.99 plus s&h!
Date: 2001-06-20 08:46 am (UTC)I know what you mean about the switch. I think specificly some folks underestimate the awesome power of LAUGHING in bed (or on the floor--don't judge) I think too much serious sex makes for really tense sex. I like laughing and then getting serious and then laughing. I think it's fun!
Now, you know what would be super cool? "Wallace & Gromit's How Too" Beastiality Tape! LOL! WHY AM I SO DAMN CREEPY???!!!
sorry, no COD's,
Joe