And I'm calling it quits

[raybear]

I know thebrownhornet and limenal will be sad to hear this, but I don't think I can eat cheesesteaks from Philly's Best anymore. They wreak havoc on my system and I think I'm starting to get the hint. Guess it's best that I no longer live across the street from them.

I've been grinding my teeth at night like a fiend. I can tell because my jaw is sore during the day and I'm getting headaches. Like right now.

Too bad that I have boatloads of work today with a deadline, because I am in a writing mood. Why must dayjobs ruin everything?

Comments

I can't hear you.... lalalalalalala

[thebrownhornet.livejournal.com]

Ack! I guess we're all getting older (see: Spicy Popeye's chicken, other foods that make me feel "not so good").

However:

Jay-Z = Nas
AS
cheesesteak = torta

Re: I can't hear you.... lalalalalalala

[raybear.livejournal.com]

No way! I never have problems with tortas. There's less meat (though more dairy with the cheese AND sour cream) but there's also the addition of vegetables, like lettuce and tomato and avocado. It's a salad in a sandwich, just like Burger King.

Oh wait, maybe that's not the point of your analogy. Have I mentioned I like Nas? Even though he's a punk sometimes who says really dumb isht (see also: XXL interview)? Also, if they had marked out all the times he used the n-word, it would have been more hole-punched up than a Florida ballot. Or something.

Look: I'm burning this

[thebrownhornet.livejournal.com]

Naw wardie,

I meant:

Jay-Z fans on Friday were Nas fans on Saturday

AS

Cheesesteak fans on Friday were torta fans on Saturday

So we're switching to tortas. The comparison makes sense in my head. Like how the moon landing was a conspiracy. Or respecting the power of limenal's MAGICAL gloves. Thanks, Mrs. Cleaver!

And I like Nas, but he's a candidate for duct tape. Wait, he's a rapper. Oh...

Look how tiny my gloves are!!!

[raybear.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHhhhhhh! I'm slow. I think it should have been written like this:

Jay-Z --> Nas

I think that arrow instead of an equal sign would have clarified everything. Um, yeah.

And I like Nas, but he's a candidate for duct tape.

That was really gay.

Especially God and Jesus

[thebrownhornet.livejournal.com]

>That was really gay.

Yeah, in both ways. I feel funny.

[lubberly.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if you'd mind if I added you to my friends list? I don't ever post quizes and I'm really nice...

toby

[raybear.livejournal.com]

hey, no problem. welcome to the raybear show! hope you'll stay tuned through these commercial breaks....