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Yesterday afternoon [meooooow, meooooow] I ventured out to the convention center [meooooow, meooooow] in Rosemont to see for myself the lame [meooooow, meooooow]"Everything to do with Love/Sex" convention sponsored [meooooow, meooooow] by Mac cosmetics and Lover's Lane [meooooow, meooooow] or whatever. I was at one point [meooooow, meooooow] within six inches of Ron Jeremy [meooooow, meooooow] which wasn't as exciting as I thought it might be [meooooow, meooooow] versus the British porn star who smiled at me [meooooow, meooooow] in a somewhat genuine way. I decided to wear my leather cuff [meooooow, meooooow] and a butt plug to the convention, to queer it up [meooooow, meooooow] even if just for myself. [meooooow, meooooow] I was glad I could be a friendly face for the performing Kings, [meooooow, meooooow] since they had a rough weekend of [meooooow, meooooow] performing to a small and often perplexed or even unwelcoming [meooooow, meooooow] audience.

[meooooow, meooooow] What was that? [meooooow, meooooow] Is it annoyed to be constantly interrupted by a crying cat? Yeah, well, try having to hear it ALL NIGHT. From midnight to 2 am it felt like she was in my ear, wailing. I was so close to the verge of falling asleep. I was begging my brain to go under, so I could shut it out. But it didn't work. It also didn't help that the cat wasn't even talking to me, but to the person fast asleep next to me in the bed. I finally got up and put her in the bathroom and shut the door. But I swear she continued her meowing throughout the night and it managed to permeate my dreams, no matter how faintly.

This morning I wanted to kill every living and non-living entity in the house. I say "non-living entity" because the leaking coffeemaker made it on to my deathlist.

[meooooow, meooooow]

CANCER (Jun 21–Jul 22): You may feel as if you’ve been here before—and maybe you have. Still, things are new and different. Perhaps your maturity has changed the way you look at it all. Even if you feel capable of expressing what you would like, remember that this logical analysis doesn’t truly reflect your heart. You might speak all the right words, yet the interaction still may not nourish your soul.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Date: 2003-09-08 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thebrownhornet.livejournal.com
>I was at one point [meooooow, meooooow] within six inches of Ron Jeremy

I could comment. But I'm not.

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