They're coming to take me away....

[raybear]

Why must my co-worker clip their fingernails at their desk, particularly when their desk is approx. twenty feet away and the high-frequency metal ringing can pierce my eardrums so easily, distracting me with madness while I'm trying to calculate expense forms?!?

They're trying to kill me.

Comments

[drood.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're demons from another dimension. Maybe they're sucking your life force from you when you snooze at your desk. Maybe you should kill them. Yeah, that's it. KILL THEM!

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I love/hate that episode because it's my biggest fear -- everyone around me thinking I'm crazy when I know I'm right. Much like the John Ritter Robot Dad episode.

[drood.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, episode? Was that on TV or something? It happened to me in real life.