Me: Damn, I want some cookies like a mofo.
Next-Door Coworker: Oh, I'm sorry. I just ate my last fig newton. I would have given you one.
Me: That's not a cookie. (beat) That's fruit and cake.
Last week I was quoting instant coffee commericals in other people's journals. Sometimes I amaze/scare myself. Though at least I made NDC laugh.
Next-Door Coworker: Oh, I'm sorry. I just ate my last fig newton. I would have given you one.
Me: That's not a cookie. (beat) That's fruit and cake.
Last week I was quoting instant coffee commericals in other people's journals. Sometimes I amaze/scare myself. Though at least I made NDC laugh.
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Date: 2003-10-15 02:41 pm (UTC)