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raybear3J,2R,CMTV Survey
Name:
Astrological Sign(s):
City you consider your "hometown":
City you currently live:
Number of hours per week you spend on LiveJournal:
Number of hours per week you spend on sex (including sex with yourself):
Number of hours per week you spend standing in line:
Number of times per day you check your voicemail:
What is your favorite flavor of blow-pop? How many licks does it take for you to get to the center of one?
Who is your favorite character from the women's lib film "9 to 5?" (Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, or Lily Tomlin) Is she your favorite because you want to be her or because you want to date her?
Who is your favorite singer in the "Lady Marmalade" video from Moulin Rouge?
Whom do you believe was MOST responsible for the start of the Gulf War?
How old were you when you first realized that the folks who raised you (e.g. your parent(s)) was(were) not perfect? What made you realize this?
How old were you when you realized YOU were not perfect? What made you realize this?
Who is your favorite dead rapper?: Big Pun(isher), Notorious B.I.G. (Biggie Smalls), Big L or Tupac.
What is Elvis' gender?
What is YOUR gender?
Hold old were you when you first realized that girls=evil?
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Have you ever used computer or electronics equipment?
Have you ever used computer or electronics equipment in a sexual manner? (and if so, can we have details)
If you were a type of rice, what sort of rice would you be?
Can JDCatron come and raid your refrigerator?
What's your purity test score?
Do you prefer sweet or dill pickles?
If your life was a musical, what song would be the opener, the end of the first Act, the beginning of the second Act, and the finale?
If someone asked you "What's the frequency, Kenneth?", who are you and what's happening?
Which member of Wu-Tang Clan is your favorite? Why? Runners-up?
If you were to become an ex-patriate, to what country would you flee? What would you do there?
Do you organize your album collection? In what order?
Describe your first kiss.
Describe an influential event that shaped your view of mental illness.
Have you ever puked in the classroom? Describe the experience.
How often do you masturbate?
Which is your favorite died-to-young 70's singer: Karen Carpenter or Mama Cass?
When will I see you again?
Do you post first or read LJ first?
Why is almost everyone's LJ pic from the neck up? What is below thier necks, huh?
Do you still drink Capri Sun? and if so, do you find that it is harder as an adult to get that little straw hole thing to work without spraying everywhere?
What is your lucky number? Explain why.
Name the colors of the rainbow- in the "right" order.
What's the weirdest fetish you've been accused of?
Was the accuser correct?
Either/Or:
"Dark Crystal"/"The Last Unicorn":
Muppet Show/Sesame Street:
Tigers/Lions:
Black ink/Blue ink:
Coil/batteries:
True/False (explain why):
You have an addiction.
You have experienced unrequited love for more than one year.
You switched political parties at some point in your life.
You believe in soulmates.
You believe in an omniscient power.
You masturbated today.
You had fun answering this survey.
Name:
Astrological Sign(s):
City you consider your "hometown":
City you currently live:
Number of hours per week you spend on LiveJournal:
Number of hours per week you spend on sex (including sex with yourself):
Number of hours per week you spend standing in line:
Number of times per day you check your voicemail:
What is your favorite flavor of blow-pop? How many licks does it take for you to get to the center of one?
Who is your favorite character from the women's lib film "9 to 5?" (Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, or Lily Tomlin) Is she your favorite because you want to be her or because you want to date her?
Who is your favorite singer in the "Lady Marmalade" video from Moulin Rouge?
Whom do you believe was MOST responsible for the start of the Gulf War?
How old were you when you first realized that the folks who raised you (e.g. your parent(s)) was(were) not perfect? What made you realize this?
How old were you when you realized YOU were not perfect? What made you realize this?
Who is your favorite dead rapper?: Big Pun(isher), Notorious B.I.G. (Biggie Smalls), Big L or Tupac.
What is Elvis' gender?
What is YOUR gender?
Hold old were you when you first realized that girls=evil?
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Have you ever used computer or electronics equipment?
Have you ever used computer or electronics equipment in a sexual manner? (and if so, can we have details)
If you were a type of rice, what sort of rice would you be?
Can JDCatron come and raid your refrigerator?
What's your purity test score?
Do you prefer sweet or dill pickles?
If your life was a musical, what song would be the opener, the end of the first Act, the beginning of the second Act, and the finale?
If someone asked you "What's the frequency, Kenneth?", who are you and what's happening?
Which member of Wu-Tang Clan is your favorite? Why? Runners-up?
If you were to become an ex-patriate, to what country would you flee? What would you do there?
Do you organize your album collection? In what order?
Describe your first kiss.
Describe an influential event that shaped your view of mental illness.
Have you ever puked in the classroom? Describe the experience.
How often do you masturbate?
Which is your favorite died-to-young 70's singer: Karen Carpenter or Mama Cass?
When will I see you again?
Do you post first or read LJ first?
Why is almost everyone's LJ pic from the neck up? What is below thier necks, huh?
Do you still drink Capri Sun? and if so, do you find that it is harder as an adult to get that little straw hole thing to work without spraying everywhere?
What is your lucky number? Explain why.
Name the colors of the rainbow- in the "right" order.
What's the weirdest fetish you've been accused of?
Was the accuser correct?
Either/Or:
"Dark Crystal"/"The Last Unicorn":
Muppet Show/Sesame Street:
Tigers/Lions:
Black ink/Blue ink:
Coil/batteries:
True/False (explain why):
You have an addiction.
You have experienced unrequited love for more than one year.
You switched political parties at some point in your life.
You believe in soulmates.
You believe in an omniscient power.
You masturbated today.
You had fun answering this survey.
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Alright mr. smartypants.
Date: 2001-07-06 02:31 pm (UTC)But despite your goodnatured ribbing, you can still sidle up to me for a hug. You're a good boy and you deserve it!
Re: Alright mr. smartypants.
Date: 2001-07-06 02:34 pm (UTC)That's what I really appreciate, Ray: folks like you who overlook my overtly creepy nature and manage, somehow to still be my friends. :)
[snuggling all up on you]
Thanks, dude, I needed that!
Joe
Awww....
Date: 2001-07-06 02:46 pm (UTC)[The BoyWonder has started the countdown and 2 weeks from this moment I will be breathing the same air as a certain wonderful Mr. Rocky Balboa named Melanie.]
DOG SHOW!
Date: 2001-07-06 02:59 pm (UTC)You have no idea how jealous I am because I won't get to see my sex kitten until the end of AUGUST!
But my punster is coming back in a few days [fingers crossed] so then, I'll get all the cuddlage and snugglage that I've been missing. :)
surpressing scream of jealousy,
Joe