The perils of hipster facial hair

[raybear]

The worst part about accidentally fcking up one sideburn is having to intentionally replicate it on the other side in order to achieve balance. I suppose I could have just eliminated most of it and started anew next week after growing some back in, but why when I can walk around looking somewhat like drag king Sebastian C*ck?

I should have used a protractor.

I'm getting off the computer. For real this time.

Comments

the best tips are free

[bowdownza.livejournal.com]

the best tip I ever got about sideburn management was to use your ears as guideposts. It works for top of the ear, inner ear bump, and ear lobe lengths. If you are going beyond that you are on your own.