Hi, My name is Ray and I only listen to really cheesy soft rock hits. Today, I played phil collins songs on medium volume and watched VH1 in the hopes of catching that great Kenny G special. I wish I were Brian Adams, but dont tell.
************************ So, how's my role play? Is it up to par yet?
I give you an E for Effort. But let me give you a better example.
Hi, my name is Ray, and I've been in love with Barbra Streisand since age 7. I sometimes like Celine for similar reasons, but I also laugh at SNL impresssions of her. I delight when Anita Baker or Dan Fogelberg come on the radio, but am forced to change it when Michael Bolton or Faith Hill start singing. My love for adult contemporary is simultaneously ironic and geniune. Will you attend the Barry Manilow tribute show with me?
Oh, and I can't watch VH1 anymore, because they play that loud, noisy music by people like Papa Roach.
Your next exercise is to roleplay Bootylicious Ray who watches The Box for 6 hours a day.....don't forget my impression of Trina!
Well, my maniacal plan has worked! I have tricked you into giving me the last vital link into actual assimilation into Ray's culture. And, one day while you are sleeping, I WILL enter your house, and have you arrested as an immoster! Ah yes...just as soon as I get that melanine transfusion. Just you wait Ray, just you wait. [evil laugh] [twirling handle bar mustache]
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Date: 2001-07-17 10:44 am (UTC)************************
So, how's my role play? Is it up to par yet?
No, no, no! Phil Collins is evil!
Date: 2001-07-17 11:02 am (UTC)Hi, my name is Ray, and I've been in love with Barbra Streisand since age 7. I sometimes like Celine for similar reasons, but I also laugh at SNL impresssions of her. I delight when Anita Baker or Dan Fogelberg come on the radio, but am forced to change it when Michael Bolton or Faith Hill start singing. My love for adult contemporary is simultaneously ironic and geniune. Will you attend the Barry Manilow tribute show with me?
Oh, and I can't watch VH1 anymore, because they play that loud, noisy music by people like Papa Roach.
Your next exercise is to roleplay Bootylicious Ray who watches The Box for 6 hours a day.....don't forget my impression of Trina!
I see your true colors shining through
Date: 2001-07-18 05:15 am (UTC)Well, my maniacal plan has worked! I have tricked you into giving me the last vital link into actual assimilation into Ray's culture. And, one day while you are sleeping, I WILL enter your house, and have you arrested as an immoster! Ah yes...just as soon as I get that melanine transfusion. Just you wait Ray, just you wait. [evil laugh] [twirling handle bar mustache]
i can't dance,
Phil Collins/ Ray BoyWonder