Everyone has a "crazy ex". And maybe, everyone is someone else's crazy ex too.

[raybear]

http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story/0,20281,19714590-5001026,00.html

July 07, 2006

JENNIFER Lopez has cast "voodoo" spells on all her lovers, according to ex-husband.


Ojani Noa, who was married to Lopez from 1997 to 1998, claims the singer practices Santeria, a set of religious beliefs brought to the Americas by West African slaves in the 18th and 19th centuries that involves chanting, trance states and animal sacrifice.

He alleges J.Lo used the practice to cast spells on him, and insists her former fiance Sean "Diddy" Combs, second husband Cris Judd and current spouse Marc Anthony have also been victims.

Speaking in a court deposition, Noa -- battling Lopez over his plan to release a book about their marriage -- says, "She was doing bad things to a lot of people. She was doing all this religious (bleep) to me, to Cris, to Puffy, to Anthony," the New York Daily News reports.

Last week Lopez won an injunction banning Noa from going ahead with the memoir, just a year after he was paid $150,000 to sign an agreement to keep quiet.

The NY Daily News says reps for Lopez and Combs declined to comment on accusations Wednesday.


Also on the topic of ridiculous pop culture 'news' that I can't get enough of....Star Jones. Do I need to say more? Cause it's too much right now. And she's saying so much of it herself on her website.

Comments

[vfc.livejournal.com]

I've been wanting to talk about Star with someone. You should give me a call. Or come hang out with me soon, as I'm unemployed now and likely to be available whenever.

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

Star Jones terrifies me.

Especially the picture at the top of this page: http://www.starjones.com/index.cfm?fa=faq

I got into an elevator at ABC last summer without realizing a) that she was in it and b) that there is some rule that no one is supposed to get in the elevator with her, so I got in trouble and I had to keep my mouth shut and not say "Believe me, if I'd noticed that crazy bitch was in the elevator I would not have stepped into the enclosed space with her, okay? But then it was too late to get out."