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[raybear]

Kelly Clarkson's "What's Up Lonely" is the perfect example of syrupy faux r&b that makes my heart warm this morning. Hey, it can't be any worse than the Milli Vanilli song that randomly popped in my head while making coffee. I have no obvious or simple explanation for that.

This morning I also drank what I sort of dub my 'citrus power drink', which is basically me juicing all the random fruits in the house that are nearing overripeness. Today was 2 oranges, 1 tangerine, 1 grapefruit, 1 lime and half a shot of maple syrup. I contemplated juicing one of the aforementioned pears, but wasn't sure it would work, given I don't have an official "juicer", like, that plugs in for doing things like carrots, just one for doing it by hand.

I couldn't resist posting the results of this generated meme. And generally I find those things very easy to resist. But not this one!!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, raybear sent to me...

Twelve records dime-dropping

Eleven walgreens fucking

Ten cities a-sampling

Nine bears dancing

Eight olives a-cooking

Seven renfairehippienudists a-writing

Six lapdances a-cuddling

Five ro-o-o-oad trips

Four white allies

Three los angeles

Two spontaneous visits

...and a bdsm in an irony.

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Comments

[unscrambled.livejournal.com]

speaking of cooking and magical things, have I squacked and generally enthused about the bittman no knead bread? you should make it. a thing of beauty and starch. the no kneading takes some of the fun out of it, but given that the result is incredibly good, who cares.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

i will print the recipe at work and try it!!

[unscrambled.livejournal.com]

we can bake it tomorrow, too. i'll get it started tonight. i'm doing a 100% whole wheat version (lil extra water, some monkeying), delicious. hi, i have no school, i'm manic.

no-knead bread

[keetbabe.livejournal.com]

I've tried it and it's good!

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

keep track of the monkeying? I'm interested in the 100% Whole Wheat Variety but I'm curious what sort of monkeying might be undertaken.

[unscrambled.livejournal.com]

i mean monkeying in the sense of add a little flour, it looks too wet (or vice versa), maybe some rye flour, etc. this monkey doesn't measure carefully (except when a cake is involved). no science for a month, goddamnit!

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

ha. oh yes, the baker monkey. yes okay. no science for a month. duly noted.

[unscrambled.livejournal.com]

ALL MIRACLES!!!! (ok, I should not be at work as all I want to do is yell. my meeting is going to be fun tonight.)

[nineinchlovely.livejournal.com]

I'll take the minutes: from my house. *snort*

creepily accurate

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, magdalene1 sent to me...

Twelve hitchcock blondes drumming

Eleven freak stories piping

Ten film festivals a-leaping

Nine fjords dancing

Eight rants a-milking

Seven volcanoes a-swimming

Six politics a-storytelling

Five ma-a-a-ajor domos

Four zombie movies

Three hidden strongholds

Two karaoke bars

...and a film in a serenity.

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[dommeyourass.livejournal.com]

renfairehippienudists...giggle...