They want me with my hands up.

[raybear]

I just rated "The Devil Wears Prada" on Netflix, and based on my positive feedback, they recommended "Another Gay Movie" and "Boys Briefs 3". I fckin swear it. Apparently only gay men and women who like to watch gay men enjoy The Devil Wears Prada. That sounds about right.

I'm glad I'm not catholic, or at least a practicing one, because then I couldn't be eating this bavarian creme paczki for breakfast dessert. It's a pre-treat for going to the dentist in about an hour. I should probably finish getting dressed, even though I appreciate my outfit of a coffee-stained a-frame and purple american apparel briefs a.k.a. hipster underoos.

I had a dream the other night that I was attending some sort of weird "Dark Circus" that was basically like a performance/event of people who had clown fetishes mixed with some sort of goth theme party. And before it started, I accidentally walked onto the stage where there was a rehearsal featuring 6 acrobats and Marilyn Manson. And Marilyn Manson came up to me (and in the dream, I had suspected that he was reading my blog, but I wasn't sure if it was actually him or someone posing as him) and he walked right up like he knew me, even though we never met, and said, "Raymond, your journal makes me laugh." Totally deadpan. Then walked away.

Later in the dream, I ran into mintwaster at the bizarre performance and told her the story and she's like, oh man, you need to add that as a blurb to your profile! "Raymond's journal makes me laugh." -- Marilyn Manson.

Comments

[milosh.livejournal.com]

i recently heard a retelling of a marilyn manson interview in which he said that, during the holiday season, he enjoys replacing the baby jesuses in lawn nativity scenes with whole hams. amazing.

Are they black forest?

[thebrownhornet.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm.

[louche.livejournal.com]

wait how come you wouldn't have eaten that paczki if you were a catholic? isn't paczki day the thursday before lent?

[raybear.livejournal.com]

isn't today ash wednesday? i'm probably all confused, because i was raised southern methodist and no precious little about all the catholic-related holidays of the euros and americans. i just like their pastries loaded with lard, butter, and sugar.

[louche.livejournal.com]

no no, you're right. i thought it was next week and that paczki day was tomorrow, and-- yea, i was the one who was confused.

i just went for a lunchtime walk downtown and sure enough, there were lots of catholics running around with the black smudges on their foreheads.

[unscrambled.livejournal.com]

The only part I really liked about "bowling for columbine" was marilyn manson. it made me appreciate him.

[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

I enjoy that you also had a dream about a celebrity you met commenting on your blog. Huzzah, to you, for that.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I was cracking up at yours! Is this Sweeps Week for dreams? Is this why we have so many guest stars?

[ex-fish.livejournal.com]

Ha! Guest Stars! Up until about a year ago, I rarely had dreams that included anyone besides myself, but recently, people have been in them more than not. Last week, I had a dream I was being chased by a tornado but instead of picking people up, it had a face and would lean over and eat people with these big blue cartoon-y lips. I'd actually rather dream that than about James Vanderbeek, though.