Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet

[raybear]

This morning I opened the front door and the sun temporarily blinded me and my enthusiastic dog. As I locked up behind me, my ipod started playing the Pointer Sisters "Neutron Dance".

Hello, the new opening to my life as a movie. I could see the credits scrolling under my feet as I walked down the sidewalk.

Comments

[mintwaster.livejournal.com]

Or maybe it's the ending and as you walk the dog, the camera on a crane zooms way out.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I think you're right. A better end credits.

I'll stick with Chaka Khan's "Aint Nobody" -- while moving through the crowded subway and up into the street -- as my opening number.