Its on The Internet, it must be true.

[raybear]

I've said it to some, but I'll say it again. Elijah Wood is NOT gay. The truth is actually not that pleasant.

Also, if you generally want all the gay gossip fit to read, you should add popnography as your friend.

Comments

[sharkysmachine.livejournal.com]

Who would think he was gay? He's not even cool enough to be our kind.

haha

[louche.livejournal.com]

it's funny you mention him. just last night while paging through a magazine i came across an article on him. i said to jp something about, god he's so gay and she was like, no he's not actually. one of jp's friends from high school (who has also dated jake gyllenhal and chris martin) made out with him a few times before.

i was like, what?! isn't he like 12? in fact, he's a year older than jp. ayee. jesus.

[louche.livejournal.com]

also, god! dominic monagnin is marrying evangeline lily?! oh mannnn!
maybe it's for her green card? dang!!

[mintwaster.livejournal.com]

She's canadian.

[louche.livejournal.com]

i know. that's why i said "for her green card".

but i skipped how dominic is british. duh.

[mintwaster.livejournal.com]

But this is on the internet:
http://www.veryverygay.com/elijahwood/ewivvg.html

Also, I did hear that Elijah Wood's big secret was that he was a republican. Did you tell me that?

[raybear.livejournal.com]

yes, I'm the one that told you that! and this blog repeats it as well. my goal is get it out to as many people as possible. maybe i should make a ELIJAH WOOD IS A REPUBLICAN t-shirt. except, i don't really care that much about it, i just think its funny.

maybe he's a republican to cover-up his latent homosexuality. there's still that chance.

[wearemany.livejournal.com]

nope, i think he's just an asshole.