Now for something completely different.

[raybear]

I really want to make love to this man.

This is my imaginary boyfriend, Jay Smooth of illdoctrine.com.

Other boyfriends include:

Lyrics Born


Matt Berninger (the lead singer of The National)



And my imaginary wife (yes, the differentiation is intended, that explanation will come in some other forum, right now I just want to look lustfully at people....)



And this picture is kinda wrong, and I didn't even like the movie really, but its making me laugh so much right now.

Comments

[riverafire.livejournal.com]

I will wrestle you for Jay Smooth! I have been in love with him for a while. Or we could share. That might be fun too....
I hated Napoleon Dynamite, but yeah, that is, I think, the best Gnarls Barkley pic evAH!

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I know, me too, but I knew so many people loved him before me, and introduced me to him, so I felt I had no claim over him at all. But I have no sense of propriety anymore, I will just go with my heart. Even if that means wrestling you, because that might be fun too. ;) Then we'll all live together in happiness.

[thebrownhornet.livejournal.com]

I don't even like video blogs, but Jay Smooth is that isht.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

i know, right? i was like, what? a video blog? whatever. but then people kept posting individual ones at other places and making me love him, and now i subscribe to the rss feed.

[tracijean.livejournal.com]

i never heard of jay smooth before but now i want him to be my boyfriend too. i feel like i could listen to him talk for the rest of my life and never get tired of it!

cee-lo is also my boyfriend. i met him after the danger mouse show in atl a couple years ago and he has a smile that makes you want to smile back at him all the time, plus he made me feel totally comfortable about DWF* at his show.

*DWF = Dancing While Fat. it can be intimidating!

[raybear.livejournal.com]

i do love cee-lo. today "closet freak" came on my ipod while stretching and it just made me feel like the sexiest, most IN-my-body mtherfcker in the whole world.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

the voice is actually what gets me about everyone i posted about today, actually. i want to hear it in my ear all the time, they would barely have to touch me. i didn't even know what the dude from the National looked like until five minutes before this post, but i knew i wanted to bed him.

Nice design

[qvalentine.livejournal.com]

I haven't been to your page for a while and I like the page design.
I am an art teacher so I really appreciate it. It's clean, but interesting and has a lot of points that make it readable, accessible, and very blog oriented. The design accents your words and pictures, and does not get in the way of reading it. I am hardly ever this pleased with people's blogs in an aesthetic way. I even like your font choice, which I think is crucial to reading someone's important messages and words. When I teach students on the macs at school they always chose templates that are too busy, have too many whistles, and look ridiculous. Lovin it.

Re: Nice design

[raybear.livejournal.com]

I love it too, which is why I picked it -- that is the only thing I can claim doing! thank you Tiffany Chow!

I totally remember when I worked with youth designing their own zine, they were forever picking the craziest fonts that were only slightly more readable than wingdings. Then MySpace happened and it was like an entire website of aneurysm-inducing design by teens. I am happy to leave them their personal space.

Re: Nice design

[qvalentine.livejournal.com]

Hey, making good template choices is a talent that I celebrate.Go Team Raybear.