Don't make me close one more door.

[raybear]

I am seriously looking forward to pitching my new hammock up between two trees in Kentucky this weekend and reading Camus. But I do have tomorrow off of work, so that's not too shabby either.

I have been wildly moody today, with most of the moods coming down on the "foul" side. I probably shouldn't have been in a car, as I was tempted to use it as a battering ram. I also nearly had an anxiety attack in the grocery store, which is slightly alarming, since going to the store is one of my favorite activities that tends to relax me. But I survived it all and live to see another day, which could be an interesting thing, I suppose. I had thoughts of a gut-wrenching, oversharing entry at work, but then it ended up being busy and now I'm home with a slight headache. And pie and ice cream that seems more appealing and like less work.

One game I play with myself all the time is this:

"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who ______ and those who do not."

Now, its no fun if you pick giant categories, like 'ride bikes' or 'have contemplated suicide' or 'eat meat' or 'watch Lost' or 'have anal sex'. The more outrageously specific, the more philosophical and entertaining it is. Here are a few examples:

Put ketchup on their hot dog
Back their car into a space in a large parking lot
Type the word "thx"
Have vanity plates
Prefer Los Angeles over San Francisco

.....these aren't even my best, I have lots of others, but I can't remember them. I'm going to bed. But tell me yours!

Comments

[raybear.livejournal.com]

There are those who heart Muffy Bolding, and those who can fuck off, lady.

[sebastian6.livejournal.com]

"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who sign their letters 'Best,' and those who do not."

[raybear.livejournal.com]

those who listen to podcasts, and those who do not.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

those who wait for their friend to get inside the house before driving away, and those who do not.

[marivice.livejournal.com]

"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who enjoy objectification and dehumanization of erotic pony play and those who do not."

[raybear.livejournal.com]

Those who get excited by finding a used wheelchair at a garage sale, and those who wouldn't even notice it!

[marivice.livejournal.com]

ha. He still has not made the cart with that...He has made two other carts. We bartered with some Burning Man folk artwork on their art car for welding. The new carts rock.

[crafting-change.livejournal.com]

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who enjoy a good long walk and those who do not.

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who knit and those who do not.

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who write 'bandfic' and those who do not.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

those who are obsessed with cupcakes and those who are not.

[crafting-change.livejournal.com]

Those who recognize the genius of Jarvis Cocker, and those who do not.

[mintwaster.livejournal.com]

those who read Camus in a hammock and those who don't

[raybear.livejournal.com]

those who wear jean shorts at the gym and those who don't.

[sorting-laundry.livejournal.com]

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who drop their fingernail clippings behind the sofa and those who do not.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

those who pick their nose and wipe it on the underside of furniture and those who do not.

[unscrambled.livejournal.com]

Those that talk to inanimate objects, and those that don't,

Those that think their pets are people, and those that don't,

Those that babytalk at babies, and those that don't,

Those that babytalk their lovers, and those that don't