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Confession: I kinda like Mike Huckabee. I mean, not in a way that I want him president, but I would love to go to karaoke with him, he would crack me up all night and would sing really gay duets with me all in a very good-natured way. Then at the end of the night, instead of a kiss he'd tell me he'd pray for me.

Anyway, so I'm listening to the RNC on the radio at work, and I'm coming and going doing some tasks in the copy room and I thought Mike was about to talk and I came in and listened and was really bothered by how bullshitty Republican he sounded. Like, it was extra ridiculous. Saying that the Supreme Court was liberal because they gave Guantanamo Bay prisoner's consitutional rights, etc. I was so crushed. And then he ended and the announcer said "that was Mitt Romney." Oops. That it explains it.

Ok, now my goofball christian boyfriend is talking.

ETA: Omg, right after I hit post, he made a bad joke involving madonna and costume changes. So gay.

ETA2: When we're hanging out, I would try to get him to say "Europeans" all the time and everytime buy him another whiskey.

Also, will someone please stop the Republicans from saying they are the party of Lincoln? Um, no you're not. It all got switched around in the 20th century, you aren't the same party.

ETA3: That story he told about desks being earned? I totally read that in a chain e-mail forward a few years ago.

Date: 2008-09-04 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharkysmachine.livejournal.com
Huckabee scared the shit out of me. These Republicans are a trashy, redneck bunch, even more so than before. Their followers seem to have the combined I.Q. of Madonna's bra size. Ooh, I made a Madge joke. I'm so confused. How is this cheesy soccer mom supposed to appeal to young people. she's like the mean mom of some bitch you go to high school with who browbeats you for not being friends with her obnoxious kid.

I can't take anymore dissing of community activists'/organizers. It's breaking my heart. How do they think the Civil Rights came to be? Lyndon Johnson just thought them up on the can?

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