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[raybear]

Confession: I kinda like Mike Huckabee. I mean, not in a way that I want him president, but I would love to go to karaoke with him, he would crack me up all night and would sing really gay duets with me all in a very good-natured way. Then at the end of the night, instead of a kiss he'd tell me he'd pray for me.

Anyway, so I'm listening to the RNC on the radio at work, and I'm coming and going doing some tasks in the copy room and I thought Mike was about to talk and I came in and listened and was really bothered by how bullshitty Republican he sounded. Like, it was extra ridiculous. Saying that the Supreme Court was liberal because they gave Guantanamo Bay prisoner's consitutional rights, etc. I was so crushed. And then he ended and the announcer said "that was Mitt Romney." Oops. That it explains it.

Ok, now my goofball christian boyfriend is talking.

ETA: Omg, right after I hit post, he made a bad joke involving madonna and costume changes. So gay.

ETA2: When we're hanging out, I would try to get him to say "Europeans" all the time and everytime buy him another whiskey.

Also, will someone please stop the Republicans from saying they are the party of Lincoln? Um, no you're not. It all got switched around in the 20th century, you aren't the same party.

ETA3: That story he told about desks being earned? I totally read that in a chain e-mail forward a few years ago.

Comments

[raybear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, whenever something good is about to be said, Andrea Seabrook jumps in to interrupt and goes to some other critical reporting, like a video montage of a soldier nobody knows.

There was one funny moment when the Florida delegate was all proud of himself, bragging about how before Palin's speech, all the male delegates are going to leave their seats to be replaced by the female alternates, and the reporter said, "and what exactly is the point of doing this?" and the dude suddenly was all flummoxed. "Uh, you know, to show that, uh, we have unity. About women."

[sharkysmachine.livejournal.com]

HAHAH. I am about tired of Andrea! It's amazing that when it's gonna get good they magically have to cut to some disgraced CEO (I'm looking at you, HP LADY) and she never manages to get back to them.

I am so annoyed with NPR's "coverage". Seriously, I called my local station and took back my gift. I was donating 1200.00 and they aren't getting shit. When asked about it, I said, quite rabidly. "I can listen and watch FOX NEWS for FREE and not have my programming interrupting by whiners begging for my money."

I'm like a crazy person.

[raybear.livejournal.com]

Everytime Andrea goes "huh" I want to punch her in the neck. Instead I should have a swig of beer. I'll be drunker than the POW game!